overheard at kings row

seiji pls interact 🥺

[incorrect-fence-quotes]

aiden: dear friends

aiden: your Christmas gift this year…is me

aiden: that’s right, another year of friendship

aiden: your membership has been renewed

[incorrect-fence-quotes]

kally: i can’t find my glasses

tanner, staring at the glasses on kally’s head: $20 and I’ll help you find them

[applesandbannas747]

Seiji: welcome to the “Fuck Jesse” club, where we gather to say “fuck you” to my one and only rival

Seiji: today we have a new member joining us. Eugene, would you like to say a few words?

Eugene, sweating: I think I misunderstood the purpose of this meeting

[incorrect-fence-quotes]

seiji: beats nick 15-0, publicly humiliates him, calls him ‘zero’, “im so far ahead of you im surprised you can see me at all”

nicholas:

[fencedits]

nicholas texting seiji

[pharaonicwolf]

I’m sorry but I’m still laughing about how Nicholas’s dumbassery is canonically one of his fencing superpowers

[internetbanality]

I love how both Jesse and Seiji’s favorite food is dessert

[fencedits]

[fencedits]

“has sworn off saying fuck but said it as some point” can also be interchangeable with “says fuck, but sparingly” 

[applesandbannas747]

Fence? i’m not that obsessed with it i just like it in a casual way— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pictures of Nicholas and Seiji spill from my pockets] w-what a fuckign i these arent mine im just— [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures from Fence scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

[incorrect-fence-quotes]

i’m going to beat you we’re dating

and you’re going to

know what it feels

like to lose in front

of everyone

[chamallowlover]

You come here This is our

often ? ~ fucking dorm.

[applesandbannas747]

Sneiji (snail Seiji)

[applesandbannas747]

[fencedits]

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[fencedits]

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[incorrect-fence-quotes]

nicholas: [pulls curtain back while seiji is in the shower]

Nicholas: are we- stop screaming, it’s just me- are we out of cheetos?