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I love Furi and I love this Blog💜💜

And I love you ♥

You are awesome for doing this.

Thank you <3

BTW, I swear that I will make an effort to actually post quotes more regularly. I’ve just been very busy with some personal things.

The Rider: What up? I’m back.

The Hand: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

The Rider: Death is a social construct.

#the rider #the hand #furi #incorrect quotes

The Rider: (in his cell) I’ve been in here so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

The Rider: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

The Rider: How long have I been in here now?! Almost a year?!

The Chain: No, it’s been eight minutes. Would you like some tea?

#the rider #the chain #furi #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

The Strap: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a Roomba. I want knives taped to me, and I want to be set loose.

#the strap #furi #incorrect quotes

The Beat: (Writing Poetry) Your hands, I want to hold them. Your Lips, I want to kiss them, your dreams, I want to hear them…

The Scale: (Emerging next to her) Your toes, hand them over.

#the beat #the scale #furi #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #submission

The Rider: And you’re willing to risk your life for this?

The Voice: ...I won’t risk my life, but I assume I can outrun anything, so I’m in.

#the rider #the voice #furi #incorrect quotes #source: the librarians

The Voice: What are you going to do?

The Rider: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope.

#the voice #the rider #furi #incorrect quotes #source: agents of shield

The Beat: We really need Wi-Fi.

The Song: Okay, let's not get carried away. We need oxygen.

The Beat: We have oxygen. We need Wi-Fi.

#the beat #the song #furi #incorrect quotes #source: community

The Burst: Everybody's been asking me if I wrote the note above the microwave. It was rude, condescending, and a little bit snotty. I wish I had written it.

#the burst #furi #incorrect quotes #source: the office

The Hand: Tally ho, pip-pip, and Bernard's your uncle!

The Burst: ...In English, we say “Good morning”.

#the hand #furi #incorrect quotes #source: blackadder #the burst

The Rider: How sensitive IS this girl?

The Voice: She quit listening to Taylor Swift after seeing the music video for “Bad Blood”

The Beat: STUFFED ANIMAL CRUELTY IS A CRIME AND SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE ONE!

#the rider #the voice #the beat #furi #incorrect quotes #submission

The Beat: The saddest way to realize you’re an adult now is when you spend the cash your grandparents give you on groceries.

#the beat #furi #incorrect quotes #submission

The Edge: I never considered you an enemy.

The Rider: I never considered you at all.

The Edge: Now, that’s just hurtful.

#the edge #the rider #furi #incorrect quotes #source: mortal kombat x

The Scale: I can handle him. I’m made of spite and hot wings.

#the scale #incorrect quotes #furi #source: texts from last night

Ok- i have to say this blog is incredible. I just- despite furi having such a small fandom, you still manage to post quotes- and- ok so i guess what im trying to say is that i appreciate what u do a whole lot.

Aw, thanks <3Honestly, I only started this blog because I thought it’d be funny, so I’m glad to see it amuses others as well.

The Voice: I have made the decision to trust you.

The Rider: A terrible decision, really.

#the voice #the rider #furi #incorrect quotes #source: tangled

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