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Chunk: Where’s Mouth?

Mikey: He’s probably upstairs brushing his hair so he’ll be “the prettiest boy at the party”.

Mouth, brushing his hair: I’m gonna be the prettiest boy at the party!

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Chunk: We’re playing scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Mikey: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great!

Chunk: Not when you’re playing with Data it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog”.

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Brand: You had a crush on me? How embarrassing.

Andy: We’re married.

Brand: Still...

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Police Officer: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Data: Wait. What do you mean THREE?

Police Officer: Yes...three.

Mikey: Oh my God - what the fuck? *turns around and checks* SHIT!

Chunk: OH NO!

Police Officer: ???

Data: MOUTH FELL OFF

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Brand: Okay you know what? You’re in time-out! Get on top of the fridge, get up there!

Mouth: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

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Brand: DON’T BE SORRY!!! YOU TRIED YOUR BEST TO HELP US AND IT WAS VERY SWEET!!!

Mikey: You’re yelling nice things at me and it’s very confusing!

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Chunk: No, no, no, this lady’s awful!

Brand: I’m gonna have to agree with Chunk. And you know how much I hate doing that!

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“You inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this group apart!”

- Mouth

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Mikey: Hmm...

Mouth: Oh my God, just because it wasn’t your plan doesn’t mean it was a bad plan!

Mikey: I didn’t say it was a bad plan!

Data: You made a noise.

Mikey: I did not!

Chunk: You did too!

Mikey: I didn’t make a noise!

Mouth: You know, we really think it’s disrespectful-

Mikey: What is up with you guys and noises‽

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Brand: What’s your date of birth?

Data: August 20th.

Brand: What year?

Data: Every year.

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Data: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Mouth: Can’t relate.

Mikey: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins??

Chunk: No, he said end all orphans.

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Mouth: It’s been nice knowing you.

Mikey: ...Are you going somewhere?

Mouth: No, I’m just saying, it’s been nice. Like, so far.

Mikey: I’ve thought it’s been nice too.

Mouth: Nice.

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Stef: It’s entirely possible to be relaxed and extremely uneasy at the same time.

Brand: No, it’s not...

Stef: you do it all the time!

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“Here we are, in the middle of a crisis, and there’s no cheesecake!”

- Chunk

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Mouth: I just ended a three year relationship.

Data: Oh, are you okay?

Mouth: I’m fine, it wasn’t my relationship.

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Andy: It’s dark, I’m scared.

Brand: Don’t worry, babe, I got this.

Brand: *stomps feet*

Brand: *sketchers light up*

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