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Stan: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Ford: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!

Stan: Lightly stabbed.

#source: tumblr #incorrect gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines

McGucket: Looks like we're stuck here, I'll ration the food.

McGucket: I'll warn you I'm gamey.

#source: Infinity Train #submitted by: ZarinaA113 #i messed up the original submission i apologize #incorrect gravity falls #fiddleford mcgucket

Mabel: Change is inedible.

Candy: Don't you mean inevitable?

Mabel, spitting out coins: No, I do not.

#source: twitter #incorrect gravity falls #mabel pines #candy chiu

Grenda: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Grenda: *punches wall*

Grenda:

Grenda: Take me to the hospital.

#source: tumblr #incorrect gravity falls #grenda gf

Ford: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Stan: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Ford: Death is a social construct.

#source: scatterpatter #incorrect gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines

Pacifica: What time is it? Mabel: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Mabel: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Dipper: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Mabel: It’s 2 am

#source: twitter #incorrect gravity falls #pacifica northwest #mabel pines #dipper pines

Mabel : *to the tune of Boulevard of Broken Dreams*I walk to Burger King, then I walk back home from Burger King.

#source: it’s a song #incorrect gravity falls #mabel pines

Mabel: You remind me of the ocean.

Robbie: Why, because I’m deep and mysterious?

Mabel: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.

#source: tumblr #incorrect gravity falls #mabel pines #robbie valentino

Gideon: I’m small, but knowing.

Stan: You don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like.

Gideon:

Stan:

Gideon: Bitch.

#source: tumblr #incorrect gravity falls #gideon gleeful #stanley pines

‘Wendy was slow-cooking ribs, and I guess they were done in the middle of the night. So this woman wakes me up at 3 am and goes, “Here babe, I brought you a rib.” So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I’ve found my soulmate.’

Dipper

#source: Twitter #incorrect gravity falls #dipper pines #wendy corduroy #wendip #I’m shipping trash I know

Mabel: Are you sure this is the right direction? Pacifica: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Dipper: In that case, we're definitely lost.

#source: scatterpatter #incorrect gravity falls #mabel pines #pacifica northwest #dipper pines

Dipper: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Wendy: *chugs entire bottle* Wendy: It’s perfume.

#source: John Mulaney #incorrect gravity falls #wendy corduroy #dipper pines

Pacifica: GOD, you are SO clingy.

Dipper: YOU came into MY bed!

#source: tumblr #incorrect gravity falls #dipper pines #pacifica northwest #dipcifica

Dipper: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Mabel: Okay. but in my defense, Wendy bet me fifty cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Dipper: That’s not what i wanted to t-, wait, you drank shampoo?