what has this become

immigrants: we get the job done.

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*bag of tortilla chips fall*

Lauren’s: Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla ;)

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Hamilton, walking up to Philip with open arms: Son!

Philip: You’re not my dad! Jesus Christ....

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*Hamilton holding Philip as a baby in front of a flock of geese*

Philip: Look at all those chickens...

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Mod Q&A #1! - 12/16/18

hey so I know I said I was gonna do this every Sunday like a while ago (June 10th to be exact) but alas things get in the way... but we're gonna start it now!!! so just pop any question into my ask box anonymously or not and I'll will answer them!!! (no hate questions tho ;^;)

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!!!!!!! thank you so much xoxo !!!!!!!!!!

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Reynolds Pamphlet

Phillip Schuyler: *Shakes Alexander's hand* Be true.

Hamilton: Kay!

THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET IS PUBLISHED

Phillip Schuyler: *Breaks down the wall* BITCH WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY?!

Hamilton: Oh shit-

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submitted by: @theefrenchiestfry ! ^.^

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Alexander and Aaron: *beating each other up*

Thomas: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

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Alex: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Martha: You spilled- whaghahwawa- lipstick in my Valentino white bag??

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Laurens: Road work ahead... uh, yeah, I sure hope it does...

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Washington: Alexander, how are those chicken strips?

Hamilton: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

Washington: Excuse me-

Hamilton: I SAID, FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!!

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Alexander: *says literally anything*

Burr: That is not correct! Because according to the encyclopedia of plplfpllflp-

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Angelica: *filming Hamilton and Burr in a hot tub from a window* Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay!

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Burr: I saw you with Thomas the other day...

Hamilton: Aaron!! It's not what you think!!

Burr: I won't hesitate, bitch! *pulls out gun and shoots*

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Hamilton: *walks into Burr’s office*

Burr: Alexander! Did someone ever teach y-

Hamilton: *throws a bundle of pens at Burr’s chest*

Burr: Alexander, what is the meaning of this?

Hamilton: You said you don’t keep all your pens close to your chest so I thought I’d be kind and give you some pens. *smiles*

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And then Burr shot him

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Well then... I suppose... was he just hiding the gun in his desk?

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Hamilton: *walks into Burr's office*

Burr: Alexander! Did someone ever teach y-

Hamilton: *throws a bundle of pens at Burr's chest*

Burr: Alexander, what is the meaning of this?

Hamilton: You said you don't keep all your pens close to your chest so I thought I'd be kind and give you some pens. *smiles*

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Alex: Thomas!! What's burning!

Thomas: N-Nothin'!- Gah!!-

Alex: *runs downstairs* Thomas!-

Thomas: *smiles and sweats profusely* Y-Yes?~

Alex: How did you burn Mac n' Cheese?! Macaroni and Cheese Thomas!!! That's the easiest thing to make next to toast!!!

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Hello beans!

So I have now decided since this blog is definitely branching out, I'm going to be allowing you guys to submit your own quotes! Or maybe even as me questions!! I'm thinking every Sunday will be a mod Q&A! Thank you all so much for making this blog reach 404 followers as of today (June 10th 2018)!!