incorrect hypmic quotes

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Me trying to cheer up my friends: everything will be alright dude. You are a great person and your pussy is tight as hell. We all love you dude

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Pringles: “I _____ my Pringles.”

Ichiro: “Fuck.”

Jiro: “Fuck.”

Subaro: “Fuck.”

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Dice: Hey, what’s the largest number you can think of? I say umm infinity.

Ramuda: Oh yeah?! well what about infinity + 2!!

Dice: You win.

Ramuda: Aw yeah.

Gentaro: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot be used be assigned a numerical value, thus, it cannot have something added to it to create a larger amount. Fucking educate yourself on basic mathematical ideas before you come at me with that shit.

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Gentaro: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Dice: okay but in my defense Ramuda bet me 50 cents that i cant drink all that shampoo

Gentaro: that’s not what I...you drank shampoo???

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Doppo: I’m on a coffin site and there’s sections for men’s and women’s caskets...toxic masculinity follows us into the grave!

Hifumi: Why are you looking at coffins

Doppo: Because I’m ready to die

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Samatoki: I will kill you.

Jiro: Pee your pants.

Hifumi: I will pee your pants.

Ramuda: Your pants can’t wait for my pee.

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Dice: ahahah what’s popping

Gentaro: my heart is a barren wasteland. I am absolutely smitten and taken but it makes my soul ache with every heartbeat. Kill me.

Dice: .....ok

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Jakurai: Ramuda, don’t say a word

Ramuda: ...Fergalicious 

Jakurai: I said no words.

Ramuda: oh, I see. two weeks ago playing scrabble, it;s not a word and now suddenly it is because it’s convenient for you. 

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Ramuda: Gentaro are you awake

Gentaro: Yes

Ramuda: Can you go get me burgerking

Gentaro: ...

Ramuda: You’re ugly.

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Jiro: Blocked.

Saburo: Unblock me I need to tell you something.

Jiro: what

Saburo: bitch.

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Ramuda, to Dice: “Don’t touch that! It costs more than your house.”

Gentaro: “...”

Ramuda: “Oh this is how we joke, he doesn’t even have a house!

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[While having sex] Ramuda: [Mocking Jakurai] You’re pretty good for an old man. Jakurai: I’m only 35-

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*in jiro’s closet*

ichiro: i gotta shit

subaro: me too

ichiro: what if i shit in one of his hats