Actual IZ*ONE Quotes

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Chaeyeon, with Sakura's glasses on: How do I look?

Sakura, squinting: I have no idea.

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Yuri: WHO ATE MY LUNCH, YOU WANNA GO-

Hyewon: I did.

Yuri: -out with me sometime? We can get lunch together-

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Chaewon: There’s a spare key and a master key. Eunbi has them both.

Chaewon: When I asked, “what if you die, Eunbi? How will we get inside?” she said “if I’m dead, you girls have been dead for weeks.”

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Yena: Nako, you're so short. What can you even see down there?

Nako: Your IQ.

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Hyewon: If you put a cake under a box propped up by a stick tied to a string, I will go for it without hesitation.

Hyewon: I am aware that I will get trapped but it feels nice to be wanted sometimes.

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Sakura: I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

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Yena: We all have our demons.

Yena, grabbing Yujin: This one’s mine.

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Chaeyeon: what is the one thing I told you not to do

Yena: burn the house down

Chaeyeon: and what did you do

Yena: made you dinner

Chaeyeon:

Yena:

Chaeyeon:

Yena: and burnt the house down

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Yuri: I refuse to take part in your moronic "debates"

Minju: Water isn't wet

Yuri: HOW IS WATER NOT WET ITS WATER!

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Sakura: You call yourself my friend but where were you when my meme only got 4 likes?

Chaeyeon: Making four accounts bro.

Sakura: Bro...

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Yujin with her glasses on her head: I can't find my glasses

Wonyoung: I'll help you find them for 20$

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Yena: No, I have like a ton of followers.

Yuri: Oh, on what app?

Yena: App? I'm the leader of a cult.

Yuri: ...suddenly I have to go.

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Hitomi: did you call someone dumb tonight?

Chaewon: no. i said "are you dumb?"

Chaewon: i was asking him

Hitomi: do you think that was appropriate?

Chaewon: very much so

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Yena: i hope y'all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together

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Nako: So what's the plan for tonight?

Yujin: Are you sure you want to talk about the P-A-R-T-Y in front of the A-D-U-L-T?

Eunbi: *sarcastically* Oh wow, it's times like this I really wish I could spell.

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Minju: aw Chaewon look at you, getting all romantic with all these candles

Chaewon: first of all i'm about to sacrifice you-

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Accountant: Your account has been hacked.

Sakura: Fortnite??

Accountant: No, bank account.

Sakura: Oh thank god.