gold bond

scenes from kiznaiver (bd ripped)

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

[door opens]

Honoka: What are you doing here?

Chidori: Running away from my problems.

Honoka: [moves aside] Come on in.

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Noriko: Thank you for agreeing to see me.

Tenga: We didn’t. You just walked in here and started talking.

Noriko: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

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Hisomu: …And this is my ex-boyfriend, Yuta.

Yuta: I told you to stop calling me that.

Yuta: I’m his husband.

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Noriko: [drinking from an unmarked water bottle]

Yamada: Haha, drinking vodka?

Noriko: It’s vinegar.

Yamada: …what.

Noriko: I said it’s vinegar, pussy.

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Noriko: [drinking a coke]

Yuta: Is that all you’re having for breakfast?

Noriko: What did you have?

Yuta: …Nothing.

Noriko: I’m doing better than you.

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Nico: How was the meeting?

Honoka: I want to stab everyone.

Nico: Don’t get blood on your dress. We have dinner reservations at 7.

Honoka: Thank you for enabling me.

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Chidori, while on the phone: Hey daddy!

Tenga: [pokes his head inside the room] 

Tenga: Yeah, babe?

Chidori:

Tenga:

Tenga: OH! You’re on the phone!

Tenga: That’s your actual dad. Got it! Sorry!

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Hisomu: I think our engagement was pretty romantic.

Yuta: You gave me a half eaten ring pop.

Hisomu: But you still said yes!

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Tenga: Holy shit, I have the best idea.

[a few minutes later]

Tenga: My line of logic was, “Well if I put the sponge in the blender, when I turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so I don’t have to spend ages cleaning it.” That’s not what happened, though.

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Chidori: I can't wait to see the inside of Noriko’s house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about her.

Nico: Nico bets it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.

Tenga: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for her to plug her finger in when she's on sleep mode.

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Tenga [singing]: We don’t need no education!

Yuta: ...Yes, you do. You just used a double negative.

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Yuta: What if the only reason we can't walk through mirrors is that our reflection blocks us.

Honoka: What if they're protecting us, though? What if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from crossing over.

Yuta: I must be on the wrong side of the mirror, then.

Honoka: Maybe you're the reflection.

Tenga [trying to sleep]: I swear to fucking God if you both don't shut the fuck up.

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Tenga: Katsuhira, I never doubted you for a moment!

Katsuhira: Thank you, Tenga. You're lying, though, right?

Tenga: Yes. I doubted you very strongly.

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Urushibara: Nori-chan, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

Noriko: I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

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Tenga: Okay, babe. So here’s a serious question about our relationship.

Chidori: Okay.

Tenga: What’s your fursona?

Chidori:

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take ‘because I’m gay’ as a valid, sensible answer to a question.

Ruru

[incorrect-kiznaiver]

Katsuhira: My bike got stolen recently.

Katsuhira: I was pretty bummed out about it.

Katsuhira: But I think whoever stole it was probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased.

Katsuhira: So, whatever. [shrugs]

Everyone: