[door opens]
Honoka: What are you doing here?
Chidori: Running away from my problems.
Honoka: [moves aside] Come on in.
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
styofa doing anything
Mike Driver
Not today Justin
RMH
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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Keni

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Peter Solarz

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[door opens]
Honoka: What are you doing here?
Chidori: Running away from my problems.
Honoka: [moves aside] Come on in.
Noriko: Thank you for agreeing to see me.
Tenga: We didn’t. You just walked in here and started talking.
Noriko: I don’t have time for a history lesson.
Hisomu: …And this is my ex-boyfriend, Yuta.
Yuta: I told you to stop calling me that.
Yuta: I’m his husband.
Noriko: [drinking from an unmarked water bottle]
Yamada: Haha, drinking vodka?
Noriko: It’s vinegar.
Yamada: …what.
Noriko: I said it’s vinegar, pussy.
Noriko: [drinking a coke]
Yuta: Is that all you’re having for breakfast?
Noriko: What did you have?
Yuta: …Nothing.
Noriko: I’m doing better than you.
Nico: How was the meeting?
Honoka: I want to stab everyone.
Nico: Don’t get blood on your dress. We have dinner reservations at 7.
Honoka: Thank you for enabling me.
Chidori, while on the phone: Hey daddy!
Tenga: [pokes his head inside the room]
Tenga: Yeah, babe?
Chidori:
Tenga:
Tenga: OH! You’re on the phone!
Tenga: That’s your actual dad. Got it! Sorry!
Hisomu: I think our engagement was pretty romantic.
Yuta: You gave me a half eaten ring pop.
Hisomu: But you still said yes!
Tenga: Holy shit, I have the best idea.
[a few minutes later]
Tenga: My line of logic was, “Well if I put the sponge in the blender, when I turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so I don’t have to spend ages cleaning it.” That’s not what happened, though.
Chidori: I can't wait to see the inside of Noriko’s house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about her.
Nico: Nico bets it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Tenga: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for her to plug her finger in when she's on sleep mode.
Tenga [singing]: We don’t need no education!
Yuta: ...Yes, you do. You just used a double negative.
Yuta: What if the only reason we can't walk through mirrors is that our reflection blocks us.
Honoka: What if they're protecting us, though? What if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from crossing over.
Yuta: I must be on the wrong side of the mirror, then.
Honoka: Maybe you're the reflection.
Tenga [trying to sleep]: I swear to fucking God if you both don't shut the fuck up.
Tenga: Katsuhira, I never doubted you for a moment!
Katsuhira: Thank you, Tenga. You're lying, though, right?
Tenga: Yes. I doubted you very strongly.
Urushibara: Nori-chan, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
Noriko: I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.
Tenga: Okay, babe. So here’s a serious question about our relationship.
Chidori: Okay.
Tenga: What’s your fursona?
Chidori:
Being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take ‘because I’m gay’ as a valid, sensible answer to a question.
Ruru
Katsuhira: My bike got stolen recently.
Katsuhira: I was pretty bummed out about it.
Katsuhira: But I think whoever stole it was probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased.
Katsuhira: So, whatever. [shrugs]
Everyone: