Zero: Do you want to mock people, or do you want to let me talk to X?
Axl: I want to mock people.
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@incorrect-mmx-quotes
Zero: Do you want to mock people, or do you want to let me talk to X?
Axl: I want to mock people.
Palette: *pats the smart speaker* I like talking to Google. She doesn't judge me when I ask her stupid questions.
Alia: *judgey look*
Palette: Yeah, like that.
Zero: Whatâs wrong?
Axl: Santa didnât eat the treat I left outâŠ
Zero: Is that uncooked ramen?
Axl: Yeah.
Zero: What the fuck is wrong with you?
In the words of my friend Palette, âYa basic.â Itâs an insult. Itâs devastating. Youâre devastated right now.
Axl, maybe
X: signas likes to tell me âyou have to pick your battlesâ
Zero: Well Iâm full of rage and Iâm picking all of them.
Eternal peace is probably overrated.
Sigma, maybe
X: I have bad and good news
Zero: Good news first
Axl: Well the airbags in your car work perfectly!
X: Oh fiddlesticks! This really ruffles my feathers.
Zero: please for the love of god say fuck
Zero, holding up their cat: stinky
X: no!! donât be mean!!
Zero, swaying them back and fourth: stinky bastard man
X: nooo!!!!
Zero, not looking up from chopping vegetables: naughty boy. brat cat.
X, distraught: NOOOO!!
Axl, about to do something really questionable: Hold my beer!
Palette: This is a capri-sun.
Zero: You lied?
Axl: I may have.
X: You may have or you did?
Axl:
X:
Zero:
Axl: I may have did.
[On the teacups ride at Disneyland]
Alia, Layer, and Palette : [spinning calmly, enjoying the ride in peace]
X, Zero, Axl: [fly past, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]
Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know because the city is in danger. Look, okay? The city is in danger, weâre fighting an army of Mavericks⊠and I have a Z Saber and a long pony tail, none of this makes sense. But Iâm going back out there because itâs my job. Okay? And I canât do my job and babysit. It doesnât matter what you did or what you were, if you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, youâre good, Iâll send Axl to come find you, but if you walk out of that door... You are Dead.
Zero, to X
Zero: Do you want to mock people, or do you want to let me talk to X?
Axl: I want to mock people.
Sigma: What is it you think I am?
X: An idiot.
I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said âEnjoy your nightâ so I said âNot today, thanksâ and left.
Zero, probably
halloween
Zero: Where did you get those clothes?
Axl: Off a scarecrow. So.