Not canon you say?

Blog full of quotes from the Megaman X series that may or may not have happened ohohoho- I mean after all, considering how much we don't see outside of the main canon events, some of these are bound to have been said at some point, right? (also nothing here belongs to me aside from some of the art I used here and the quotes)

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Zero: Do you want to mock people, or do you want to let me talk to X?

Axl: I want to mock people.

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Palette: *pats the smart speaker* I like talking to Google. She doesn't judge me when I ask her stupid questions.

Alia: *judgey look*

Palette: Yeah, like that.

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Zero: What’s wrong?

Axl: Santa didn’t eat the treat I left out…

Zero: Is that uncooked ramen?

Axl: Yeah.

Zero: What the fuck is wrong with you?

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In the words of my friend Palette, “Ya basic.” It’s an insult. It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.

Axl, maybe

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X: signas likes to tell me “you have to pick your battles”

Zero: Well I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them.

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Eternal peace is probably overrated.

Sigma, maybe

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X: I have bad and good news

Zero: Good news first

Axl: Well the airbags in your car work perfectly!

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X: Oh fiddlesticks! This really ruffles my feathers.

Zero: please for the love of god say fuck

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Zero, holding up their cat: stinky

X: no!! don’t be mean!!

Zero, swaying them back and fourth: stinky bastard man

X: nooo!!!!

Zero, not looking up from chopping vegetables: naughty boy. brat cat.

X, distraught: NOOOO!!

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Axl, about to do something really questionable: Hold my beer!

Palette: This is a capri-sun.

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Zero: You lied?

Axl: I may have.

X: You may have or you did?

Axl:

X:

Zero:

Axl: I may have did.

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[On the teacups ride at Disneyland]

Alia, Layer, and Palette : [spinning calmly, enjoying the ride in peace]

X, Zero, Axl: [fly past, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

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Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know because the city is in danger. Look, okay? The city is in danger, we’re fighting an army of Mavericks… and I have a Z Saber and a long pony tail, none of this makes sense. But I’m going back out there because it’s my job. Okay? And I can’t do my job and babysit. It doesn’t matter what you did or what you were, if you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good, I’ll send Axl to come find you, but if you walk out of that door... You are Dead.

Zero, to X

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Zero: Do you want to mock people, or do you want to let me talk to X?

Axl: I want to mock people.

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Sigma: What is it you think I am?

X: An idiot.

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I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said “Enjoy your night” so I said “Not today, thanks” and left.

Zero, probably

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halloween

Zero: Where did you get those clothes?

Axl: Off a scarecrow. So.