Overheard at Circle Daybreak

A collection of things the characters from LJ Smith’s Night World series have definitely said at some point.

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Poppy: Ash, I don't get you.

Ash: Nobody does. I'm the wind, baby!

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Jeremy: If being handsome was a crime, I'd go to prison. Not because I'm handsome but because I throw dead rats at little kids.

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Thea: (to Eric) I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Jez: (to Morgead) I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep.

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Keller: Don’t worry, I’m fine.

Galen: You got stabbed! You’re not “fine”!

Keller: I’ve been stabbed before.

Galen: It’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds!

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James: I’m not teaming up with him.

Ash: Me? What’s wrong with me?

James: You’re totally egocentric, you flee at the first sign of trouble, you only look after yourself, you’re vain, you're selfish, you’re narcissistic, and you’re self-obsessed.

Ash: You’ve just listed all my best features.

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Eric: If you could add one new rule to soccer, what would it be?

Jez: Everyone gets a brick. What you do with it is up to you.

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Poppy: Wow, you’ve pissed off a lot of people.

Blaise: Well, that’s what happens when you live out loud.

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Mary-Lynnette: I wouldn't say I'm controlling. I would say I'm Type A. You should write Type A there instead of controlling.

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James: What are you doing here?

Ash: Oh, just the Lord's work.

James: But you're Satan.

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Morgead: Morgead Blackthorn doesn't lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them because they're unfair.

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Kestrel: Messing with Jade is a privilege, not a right.

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Ash: The fact that I am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm.

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Lupe: Sir, I know what you're thinking, but you can't blame yourself.

Thierry: Do not limit me. I will blame myself and I intend to do so better than anyone has ever blamed themselves before.

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Delos: This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls.

Ash: Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?

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Eric: Stop asking me if my wife is single, you guys know I have a crush on her.

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Blaise: Advice of the day, kids—if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Mary-Lynnette: Yeah, but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.

Blaise: Blue and light blue. Nice try, nerd.

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Ash: Living in the Mansion is a lot like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of screaming.