Incorrect Quotes With the Egos

Crankgameplays, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Natewantstobattle

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Marvin: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Chase: Marv, you can't just say that every time I beat you at Connect Four.

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[Anti]: The 'old you' is the younger you.

[Jackieboy Man]: if you fucking keep this shit up there will ONLY be the old you

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[Chase]: When will someone study ME like a bug. When is it MY turn to be someone's just some guy. Sick and tired.

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[Anti]: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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[GoogleIRL, driving GoogleIRL Yellow and Eric]: So how was your day?

[GoogleIRL Yellow]: We almost got surprise adopted!

[GoogleIRL]: What?

[Eric]: We almost got kidnapped.

[GoogleIRL]: Oh, okay.

[GoogleIRL]: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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[Henrik]: ....That was the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen.

[Anti]: To be fair, I did warn you to look away.

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[Light]: You love me, right, Dark?

[Dark]: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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[Alexander, my headcanon human Phantom]: We’ve been over this, Phantom. Only drinking the blood of other vampires, does not make you a vegan.

[Phantom]: Agree to disagree.

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[Phantom]: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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[Marvin]: I made tea.

[Jackie]: I don’t want tea.

[Marvin]: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

[Jackie]: Then why are you telling me?

[Marvin]: It is a conversation starter.

[Jackie]: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

[Marvin]: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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[Marvin]: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

[Henrik]: What did you do?

[Marvin]: Nobody died.

[Henrik]: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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~Meanwhile, during WKM~

[Wilford]: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

[Actor]: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

[Wilford]: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CELINE WITH ME

[Damien, picking up the monopoly board]: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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[Anti]: Is stabbing someone immoral?

[Wilford]: Not if they consent to it.

[Google]: Depends who you’re stabbing.

[Chase]: YES?!?

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[Anti]: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

[GoogleIRL Green]: >:O language

[Wilford]: Yeah watch your fucking language

[Chase]: OKAY WHO TAUGHT WILFORD THE FUCK WORD?

[Actor]: 'The fuck word'.

[Eric]: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

[Wilford]: Oh my god they censored it

[Actor]: Say fuck, Eric.

[Wilford]: Do it, Eric. Say fuck.

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[Seán]: I think we're missing something.

[Chase]: Teamwork?

[Henrik]: Cohesion?

[Anti]: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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[Blank]: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

[Anti]: Nope, absolutely not.

[Wilford]: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

[Dark]: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

[Damien]: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

[Henrik]: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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[Blank]: Okay.. Maybe playing 'Who's Family is the Most Dysfunctional' was a bad idea. Eric's crying in the bathroom and we can't get him out...