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UwU

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"Burned Certificate"

Jungkook's Parents: Wait why is your birth certificate on fire

Jungkook: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt

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"Candles"

Jungkook: Aww look at you hyung, getting romantic with all these candles

Yoongi: Okay first of all, I'm getting ready to sacrifice you

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"5 feet? More like 5 inches"

Jimin: I love you with every inch of my being

Jungkook: ...That's not very many inches

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"Peace and Quiet? Nope. Never heard of her."

Jackson: What's it like living with Jin and the other kids?

Namjoon: Imagine living with actual civilized people

Jackson: okay...

Namjoon: Now throw that out the window

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😣😤✊

{Namjun and Yunki, at their 5th time disagreeing with the group name}

Me: I didn't ask to be named "Adorable representative MC for Youth" but here we are

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👁👄👁

No one:

Absolutely nobody:

Not even a soul:

Jimin in the magic shop vcr: *casually checks out Jungkook in the most gayest way possible*

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"Knock Knock!"

Jin: Knock Knock

Namjoon: Who's there?

Jin: Doris

Namjoon: Doris who??

Jin: Doris locked that's why I'm knocking

Namjoon:

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We're WHIPPED

BTS: *Anywhere, doing anything*

Army: *spots BTS* AHGDJKSHDBKndbehjSjhdbSJBFNEBnjdhfnffff!!!! SO CUTE! ThEeYY arE sO GOLDeN!! HOLY SWEET Mother Of Kittens!! They are bEAUTifUl!! UAGHRF! *internal screaming*

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Hoseok: Why can’t you put your mug away for once after you’ve used it and always leave it on the table?

Yoongi: Like your bike hasn’t been in front of the door the past few weeks.

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*panics in gay*

Namjoon: You… Have a nice face.

Jin: Yes. Yes I do.

Namjoon: I mean.. A nice face. You have a nice face.

Jin: Thanks… I think?

Namjoon: Oh my gosh. Please accept my awkward attempts of flirting or I don’t know what I'm doing.

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"The Cutest Little Pokemon "

Jungkook:*is playing Pokemon Go*

Jungkook: Oh! It's a rare Pokemon! DON'T MOVE!!

Jimin: W-what?

Jungkook: Just...don't move. I'm gonna catch it.

*Kookie sneaks up to Jimin*

Jungkook: *is hugging Jimin tightly*

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*v*

Jin: When you have a bladder infection,

BTS: ...

Jin: u r i n e t r o u b l e

BTS:

Jin: *windshield wiper laugh*

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Haven’t posted anything in a while, so here’s a random Jimin I drew

If you guys are intrested in more of my art, you can go follow my other blog...@ monica-mango.tumblr.com

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WHO ELSE IS EXITED?!

Boy in Luv: Who are you?

Boy with Luv: I'm you but stronger

**Are ya'll hYpeD for the comeback? cuz I am and I'm honestly so scared...in a good way!**

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Hoseok: Date someone who will wake you up at 3AM to look at the stars.

Yoongi: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at three in the morning to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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c0nfidEnT

Yoongi: I'm a confident driver

Jin: You almost ran over Namjoon

Yoongi: I did it with confidence though

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Parrots...

Jimin: Parrots are so lucky...all they do is eat and scream.

Yoongi: Are you talking about parrots or Jin?