The Roar of the Carpathians

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Sigismund Bathory: I think I'm ill.

Sigismund Bathory: Because my ears kind of shut down whenever Basta starts speaking.

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Mihail Kogălniceanu: Your Highness, you said you had a good plan.

Alexandru Ioan Cuza: I said I had a plan.

Alexandru Ioan Cuza: I didn't say it was a good one.

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Matthias Corvinus: Have you come to see me?

Stephen the Great: Why would I?

Matthias Corvinus: Because there is no other plausible reason why you'd come here.

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Matthias Corvinus: You look... tired.

Vlad the Impaler: Yes, I'm tired.

Vlad the Impaler: OF YOUR SHIT!

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Carol I: You're questioning things you don't understand.

Ferdinand I: That's the point of a question.

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Matthias Corvinus: Why are you doing that? Why do you always have to do that? Didn't they tell you you're scaring people?

Vlad the Impaler: I was just walking by

Matthias Corvinus: Exactly!

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Ion Antonescu: Violence is not the answer.

Horia Sima: You're right.

Ion Antonescu: *sighs in relief*

Horia Sima: Violence is the question.

Ion Antonescu: What?

Horia Sima: And the answer is yes.

Ion Antonescu: NO-

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Ștefan Gheorghidiu my every-day mood

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Giorgio Basta: Good morning, Sigismund!

Sigismund Bathory: Yes, it was

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Horia Sima: How could you walk these streets so late at night? I was so worried, someone could have killed you!

Nicolae Iorga: Your concern is very touching.

Horia Sima: Thank you

Horia Sima: I wanted to do IT myself!

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Oh but they are a couple, can't you see? They're the annihilating lovers, clad in black as their souls, abducting old men because they have no social life and want to make some friends the other way. Well, at least they tried...

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Horia Sima: **shouting uninteligibly*

Carol II: Why is he shouting?

Ion Antonescu: Oh this is his normal voice.

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Horia Sima: *contemplatively* I wonder what it will feel like should the realisation hit on him...

Ion Antonescu: Let's see

Ion Antonescu: *hits Horia in the head*

Ion Antonescu: How did it feel?

Horia Sima: It felt... wrong

Ion Antonescu: I know, I should've hit you harder

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Sigismund Bathory: I have bad news and horrible news. Which one would you like to hear first?

Giorgio Basta: The bad one.

Sigismund Bathory: You have 3 days left to live.

Giorgio Basta:... and the horrible one?

Sigismund Bathory: I should have told you 3 days ago.

Giorgio Basta:

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Ferdinand I: Where have you been last night?

Carol II: Don't ask me anything. There would be a possibility I might answer.

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Mircea the Wise: I was just about to die

Mircea the Wise: But then I heard Mehmed from a distance and I said "Nah, this can wait, it's an emergency crisis!"

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Vlad the Impaler: I went abroad once.

Vlad the Impaler: I met lots of people and they put me off. I also met a distant relative that offered to protect me by locking me up. How nice of him!!

Vlad the Impaler: CONCLUSION?

Matthias Corvinus: Never go abroad again.