MTV Scream

Now, if only these were the real thing.

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Audrey I'm-Suspicious-of-Everyone-Despite-Originally-Being-Sketchy Jenson

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Audrey: It's Jeremy!! 100%. It is, without a single doubt, Jeremy.

Audrey, upon seeing his body: Okay, so maybe it could not be Jeremy. But, you know, it's still possible. Don't rule anyone out yet.

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Eli: *opens door*

Emma: And who the fuck are you?

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Emma, Season 1: *is good*

Emma, Season 2:

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Brooke, holding a jar: I'll just hold all of my feelings in here.

Brooke: and then one day, I'll die.

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Just looking at my cousin's handy work...

Eli, at Will's funeral

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Noah: I think I've liked you... after all this time I just figured it out.

Audrey: Oh, cool dude. Good luck with that one.

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Audrey: You... want me to take down The Murder Board?

Noah: Yes, I do.

Audrey: Okay, that sounds fake, but okay.

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You know, if there was one place I didn't expect to be on a Friday night, it was an abandoned orphanage / church, with everyone dressed up like our murderer, partying. Don't get me wrong, I love a good party... but... y'know. This is a little much.

Noah Foster, in the Face The Mask Episode

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Brooke: Oh, look, mysterious liquor!

Eli: Who's it from?

Brooke: Jake..?

Emma: When's the last time you talked to him?

Brooke: Idk but he gave me liquor.

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Noah: All of my girlfriends are dead.

Audrey: Well, at least you aren't Emma. She told a psycho murderer than she loved him when his cousin was a better option, and y'know, not a killer.

Noah: Where is Eli, by the way?

Audrey: Let's just say Eli isn't an option for Emma anymore, okay?

Noah: I don't like the sound of that...

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Kieran, on the outside: I didn't kill my dad! I'd never do that!!

Kieran, on the inside: I didn't kill my dad! Piper, when I see you, I swear to god I'm gonna be so mad. That was my job. I TOLD you I wanted to see his face when he died. But nooooooooooo, apparently you've decided to take things into your own hands.

Emma: Are you okay?

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Zoey likes Noah, Noah likes Audrey, Audrey likes Emma, Emma likes Kieran, and Kieran likes Murderers.

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Zoey: Audrey and Noah seem really close... lemme fuck it up.

Zoey, sends audio clip to Emma:

Zoey, realizing it only drove a wedge between Emma and Audrey: Oh, well uh... that works too...

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Who Wouldn't Have Died if Each Of The Lakewood 6 Was The Killer

Brooke: Jake

Audrey: Rachel

Emma: Riley / Will

Noah: Riley / Zoey

Jake: Will

Kieran: nobody lmao ur the worst

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Kieran, killing everyone the Lakewood 6 loves: If I can't be with my love, then nobody can!

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Emma, upon seeing Eli at Will's funereal: Oh, so Kieran does have a reason to hate you. Who would've guessed?