My thoughts on the Hatchetfield Jon Matteson family tree (including some other headcanons):
Paul and Gary are brothers (twins possibly)
Gary is Richie's dad
Paul and Richie ARE close, Richie stays with Paul when Gary is too busy with a case
Ok this one is a bit iffy, so feel free to disregard it, but Roman could be Gary and Paul's father (Separate mother from Linda, but they have the same mother)
which like- think of the implications
Boy Jerry is Paul and Gary's cousin
No one really talks to him
Stopwatch (Daniel) is Richie's twin
Paul does not know that Daniel has powers, nor does he know where all this money keeps coming from
Secretary of defense is a distant cousin to Paul and Gary
Trevor and Richie are canonical brothers!!
Trevor is the older brother to the twins
Trevor was held back a grade, and that's why we still see him in npmd even though Richie is a senior













