Incorrect Starmora Quotes

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[kpfun]

Rest in peace, Chadwick Boseman.

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Gamora: Peter, you can't be on anti-anxiety meds. What little self-doubt you have is the only thing keeping your ego penned in. You are a textbook narcissist.

Peter: I'm an exceptional narcissist, Gamora.

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Peter: Come on, come on, we're a team! We're in this together!

Gamora: I fear a jury will see it the same way!

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Peter: You’re not as mean as you think you are you know that?

Gamora: And you’re not as badass as you think you are.

Peter: Oooo someone still has her panties in a twist

Gamora: Don’t for one minute think that you had any effect what so ever on my panties

Peter: Then what did I have and effect on?

Gamora: Other than my upchuck reflex nothing.

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Peter (breathless, runs up and hugs her): Gamora! Oh, thank goodness!

Gamora (scolding): Peter!--

Peter: Are you okay?!

Gamora: What were you doing? You could've been killed! You can't just follow me into fire.

Peter: You don't want me to follow you into fire, then don't run into fire!

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disney or dreamworks? autumn or spring? tea or coffee? late nights or early mornings? sweatshirts or sweatpants? fruits or vegetables? pens or highlighters? pastel or pale? deep sea or outer space? glitter or confetti? holding hands or cuddling? glass or metal? roses or tulips? heartbeats or soft breaths? luxury or comfort? medieval times or renaissance? hogwarts or narnia?

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@birbbroski @lunabelles @elisabethleonie @lostyourcolor

[stqrmorastrevor]

Thanks for tagging me!😊

disney, spring, tea, late nights, sweatpants, fruits, pens, pale, deep sea, confetti, cuddling, glass, tulips, heartbeats, comfort, renaissance, hogwarts

@incorrect-starmora-quotes @starmoraslegacy @ofbuttsandbombs @letsperaltiago

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Ooooo! Thank you for the tag! I like stuff like this! 😁

Disney, Autumn, Tea, Late nights, Sweatshirts, Vegetables, Pens, Pastel, Outer Space, Confetti (especially those ones I’ve seen where it’s biodegradeable and contains wildflower seeds 😍), Cuddling, Tulips, Heartbeats, Comfort, Renaissance, Hogwarts (💙🦅💁🏼‍♀️)

@marypoppinswasmyfatherbitches @emanina @welcometotheinfinitywar @jellybeanforest-a-go-go @adriana20071830

Anyone want to give it a go?

[elisamaza]

y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

[elisamaza]

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

[elisamaza]

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

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Rocket: I mean, here you are chillin' with the galaxy's coolest friends, but you just sit there sulkin'. What gives?

Peter: *sighs* I guess I'm just thinkin' about Gamora. I told her a joke the other day, and she didn't even laugh, or anything. I guess it's over between us.

Rocket: That's it?! A joke?

Mantis: Maybe she just didn't get it yet.

Peter: Yeah right, Mantis. More like she used up all her laughs on some other guy's jokes probably. Man...having a girlfriend is hard.

Rocket: No! Being crazy is hard!

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[Peter enters the room]

Gamora (angry): Well I hope you're happy!

Peter: Aww, I hope you're happy too, honey.

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Peter: Gamora, you're like an angel with no wings

Gamora: So a person

Peter:

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Gamora: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Peter: Okay, but in my defence Rocket bet me 50 units that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Gamora: That’s not what I - - ... You drank shampoo!?

Peter: What? No! ... You’re the one farting bubbles...

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imagine not stanning starmora

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Some time just after vol.1

Peter: Yeah look, you’re stuck with me forever, so just take a deep breath and-

Gamora: *kicks Peter down the stairs*

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Peter: Oh I’m bad, so bad...

Gamora: No you’re not, you’re a marshmallow with legs.

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Peter: It costs 400 units to see a therapist. It costs 0 units to tell myself it be like that sometimes.

Gamora: [softly] No...

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Gamora: The dinners too hot, I can’t eat it

Peter: You’re too hot, I still eat you.

Gamora: *turns red*

Peter: *winks*

Rocket: One dinner. I just want one peaceful dinner. ONE -

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Gamora: *sigh* There are no snacks left in the kitchen.

Peter: Excuse you, I’m standing right here.