#incorrect starmora

[incorrectgamora]

Peter: Okay, so I know l've got some explaining to do-

Gamora: Some?! I was this close to divorcing your tush tonight!

[incorrect-st4r-ocs]

Gamora: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Peter, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Kid!Izzy, whispering: Because I have little hands. Peter: Because she have little hands.

[quotes-of-various-fandoms]

Peter: Hey did it hurt when you fell-

Gamora: From heaven?

Peter: No, from that vending machine

Gamora:

Peter: Cause you a snack

[stqrmorastrevor]

Thor: [about Bruce and Gamora] How dumb do they think we are?

Peter: Sometimes Gamora leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

[incorrect-starmora-quotes]

Peter (breathless, runs up and hugs her): Gamora! Oh, thank goodness!

Gamora (scolding): Peter!--

Peter: Are you okay?!

Gamora: What were you doing? You could've been killed! You can't just follow me into fire.

Peter: You don't want me to follow you into fire, then don't run into fire!

[incorrect-nebula-blog]

gamora: one day i hope i’m the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her

quill, an intellectual: the trick is to get a really big hat and scream

[sqtvrrn]

Peter: Hey Gamora have you seen my sandwich?

Gamora: What sandwich?

Peter:The one i saved from last night!

Drax *walks in*: that was your sandwich?

Peter: Hey babe can you walk out of the room for a second, drax and i are just going to talk.

[incorrectmcustuff]

Quill: my girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...

Quill: i'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow