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Things that were defenetly said at Lander University  Feel free to submit posts! Personal blog @agoodslowclapmoment

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My friend gave me these amazing Super Powereds themed Christmas ornaments 🤩

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Vince: What kind of a person throws large parties he doesn't attend?

Nick: A person who likes large parties. I like large parties, they're so intimate. At small parties, there isn't any privacy

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Alice: Remember that time you dared me to be your friend?

Mary: No, I said “Alice can’t handle being friends with a telepath” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Smith.” And then you became my friend.

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Vince (about to throw an attack): Hershel: Wait! (Throws a neutralization band over ‘Alex’s’ head, he shifts back to Adam) Vince: Hershel, how did you know that was Adam? Hershel: Thomas said there’s nothing he could say that would make you realize he’s really him, but Alex does have a thing he can say that does make me realize he is really not him. Vince: What? Hershel: I called Alex “a telepath,” but he didn’t say, “Not a telepath.” The real Alex always says, “Not a telepath.” Thomas: Oh, wow. That realization is the only thing that stopped me from becoming a pile of goo.

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Do you think Nick could be a Tumblr Sexyman?

Maybe I'm not so well versed in Tumblr Sexymen, but I think he might have a shot. Nick would def be the kind of character that the parts of Tumblr that love Loki, Hanibal and other questionable characters would love

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Anybody: [thinking] Mary’s so quiet, so cunning… she’s probably listening to everybody’s thoughts…

Mary: [also thinking] what is sandalwood what is sandalwood what in the world is sandalwood

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It’s me roulette anon do you remember me? Yeah been a while… anyway sasha’s hero name: streak… no way that wasn’t taken tho. Also alternate name for nick: gamble!

Streak for Sasha would be fitting, but agree, no way that wasnt taken. And Gamble would be great for Nick, but I also think someone else has to have taken it before xD

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Charles: I can't believe this guy! I throw everything I got at him and it doesn't even- *Notices an audible squeaking sound and looks down* What. Are. Those? Attendant #1: *looks down at his vintage Globe branded tennis shoes* I dunno...They uh...looked kinda dashing? Charles: I've got twenty four hours to get rid of this bozo or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke...and you...are wearing HIS MERCHANDISE?! *stops mid throttle attempt at the sound of slurping* Attendant #2: *pulls vintage Globe themed cup away from his mouth* Ah...aheh...um...Thirsty? Charles: GAAHHHH!!

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Vince: I ruined Alice's oven because I thought the recipe called for three and a half cups of baking powder.

Nick: ...

Nick: Yeah, that's called a bomb.

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Vince: Hey Camille, i made dinner.

Camille: Did you now?

Vince: Yeah, and real talk, it didn’t exactly go well.

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Blaine: [Thinking] I know you can hear my thoughts, Mary. Just a little reminder, if I find out you and your friends cut class, your ass is grass....Yes. You heard me. I think words I would never say.

Nick: [Also thinking] I know you can read my thoughts Mary...Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow-meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. 

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Lucinda: I fucking love girls! Vince:..Like in the gay way or the feminist way? Lucinda: Yes!

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When you meddle in someone's personal life, it's just so rewarding!

Angela

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Jill: Why is there a shopping cart in the yard?

Violet: You said your heels were killing you, but you didn’t want to take them off because it’d make your feet dirty. So, I agreed to push you home.

Jill: [choking back tears] You are my best friend.

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I want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour!

Mr. Numbers

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It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her.

Jill

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I have flaws. What are they? Sometimes I sing in the shower. I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car.

Charles