Alyssa: Hey Emma, i made dinner.
Emma: Did you now?
Alyssa: yeah, and real talk, it didn’t exactly go well.
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Alyssa: Hey Emma, i made dinner.
Emma: Did you now?
Alyssa: yeah, and real talk, it didn’t exactly go well.
When you meddle in someone's personal life, it's just so rewarding!
Angie
I want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour!
Alyssa
It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her.
Emma
I have flaws. What are they? Sometimes I sing in the shower. I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car.
Dee Dee
Dee Dee: If I die unexpectedly, can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?
Betsy: Emma, you have to get up.
Emma: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead.
Emma: Leave flowers and get out.
Betsy: Let me take you there and you can talk to Kaylee.
Emma: Counteroffer, you take me nowhere and I talk to no one.
Emma: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Alyssa: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Kaylee: Three of us saw it, Alyssa. How do you explain that?
Alyssa: [points at Shelby] Sleep deprivation. [points at Kevin] Paranoid. [points at Kaylee] Delusional personality disorder.
Alyssa: Why don't you ever make the bed?
Emma: For the same reason I don't tie my shoes after I take them off: it doesn't make sense!
It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
Trent
Being gay isn’t a choice. It’s a game and I’m winning.
Emma
Nick: Stop staring at me like that. Undressing me with your eyes.
Alyssa: I’m adding more clothes.
I’ve learned to live with a very flexible definition of 'okay'.
Emma
Angie: What’s wrong with the way I dress?
Barry: Y’know, some people might say all that black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain. Not me. I think it makes you look like a sexy motorcycle.
Alyssa, waking up at 6am: Good morning, Emma.
Emma, going to sleep at 6am: ...Morning?
Barry: Are you saying you feel guilty?
Dee Dee: Rarely, but yes.