Things my D&D party definitely said, probably.

Just like an incorrect quote blog, except specifically for my d&d party tags: Claire the Cleric, Vivian the Fighter, Art the Bard, Dongmeister the Barbarian, Rhian the Sorcerer, Rhee the Druid, Neko the Rogue, Imogen the Summoner

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Vivian: Art...

Art: Yes, my dove?

Vivian: How many women have you used these same lines on today?

Art: You would be the eighth, milady.

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"This is the first time I've ever seen such a horrible crime committed on canvas."

- Imogen, on Vivian's maps

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"Hearing you say that is one of the nicest things I've ever heard... And I've gotten people to say some really nice things about me."

- Art, maybe.

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“No one has a crush on Dongmeister! Dongmeister too strong to be crushed.”

-Dongmeister, Probably

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Imogen, after *spoiler events*: Hey, before you guys leave, do you want to see some art?

Art: I've already looked in the mirror once today, so I'm good.

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Vivian: You're blocking the view.

Art: I AM the view.

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Rhian: We should clone Claire.

Claire: Um...

Art: What? Why?

Rhian: ...if there were a billion Claires, war would never happen. All the Claires would just chill and drink juice.

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"You can't fight crime if you ain't cute."

why Claire doesn't wear heavy armor

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Claire: Take Vivian and Rhian.

Art: Yes! My fantasy threesome.

Vivian and Rhian: *stares at Art*

Art: ...Of adventurers on a mission.

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*after winning a very hard fight*

Dongmeister: Dongmeister put the "D" in death.

Literally everyone else: *cracks the fuck up*

Dongmeister: What Dongmeister say?

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Claire: Is...he dead? :(

Art: He's magic sweetie, I'm sure he's fine.

Art, whispering to Rhee: There are no guards in the forest, we take this to our graves.

Rhee: *winks*

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Rhee: Goin' to Plan B?

Art: Technically that would be Plan G.

Rhee: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Art: Yeah. Vivian dies in Plan M.

Dongmeister: Dongmeister like Plan M.

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"Eldath, reveal your salvation, for I am your favorite amongst these heathens."

- Claire, about to die, probably

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"Leave me alone, I'm doing my standard anime elbows-up pose."

- Art Sorrow, probably, at some point.

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"Dongmeister hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up."

- Dongmeister, to Vivian, probably, most likely brandishing a weapon

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Claire: How does Vivian know your birthday?

Dongmeister: Dongmeister ask her for a present one year.

Claire: You asked her for a present?

Dongmeister: To stop talking to Dongmeister.

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"Just because I'm a cute shrine maiden doesn't mean I have to heal."

-Claire, maybe, kinda sorta