Incorrect Venture Bros Quotes

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[katie-wants-donut]

Hank:Pop,can I have $40 for a book?

Dr Venture: ...

Hank:...I want a jacket

Dr Venture: I'm more concerned you couldn't come up with a book title

[katie-wants-donut]

Henchman 21: what are you doing?

The Monarch: I'm doing my eyebrows

Henchman 21: that's a bigass mirror

The Monarch: I have bigass eyebrows

[incorrect-venture-bros-quotes]

21: Oh, wow. It’s like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.

[katie-wants-donut]

Rusty: you know I raised two fully functional kids

Pete: You have two kids we don't know about?

[tboyfalin]

[tboyfalin]

[tboyfalin]

[incorrect-venture-bros-quotes]

I'm With Rusty

Brock: Doc, just sit down and watch this Reese Witherspoon movie with me. It's Date Night for cryin out loud.

Rusty: It better be Legally Blonde or I'm out!

Brock: It's Sweet Home Alabama.

Rusty: This day fucking sucks!

[danvssomethingorother]

Hank, barging in Rusty’s lab: I’m running away!

Rusty, not looking up from his science: fine there’s the door

Hank: you’ll be like where’s hank? Where’s hank???

Rusty, glancing up: we won’t know that till you leave

Hank: then you’ll really miss Hank! Then you’ll be sorry for not paying attention to Hank!

Rusty: fine. Go.

Hank at the verge of tears: I’ll be good.

[danvssomethingorother]

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[incorrect-venture-bros-quotes]

Revenge for the Noodle Incident

Brock: You really wanna know how I broke my wrist?

Billy: Yes! Oh my god, I have been wanting to know for two hours!

Brock: I take a hula hoop class with Shore Leave on weekends for fitness and for fun. I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Billy: Why are you telling me this?

Brock: Because no one will ever believe you.

Billy: You sick son of a bitch.

[beastsallovertheshop-deactivate]

[super-runaway]

21:lets watch sharkboy and lava girl

24:okay cool

21:and make out during the scary parts

24:….the

24:the scary parts of shark boy and lava girl?

[incorrect-venture-bros-quotes]

Doctor: Any allergies?

Brock: Laziness and weak-willed people.

Brock: And hazelnuts.

[venturebrospridezine]

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[incorrect-venture-bros-quotes]

Rusty: Ew a bug.

Monarch: Ew a depressed piece of shit.

[shitpostingoveryonder]

Game Night!

Rusty: Hank's my Game Night partner!

Rusty, to Hank: If we lose, you're out of the will.

Hank: I was in the will?