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Tetia: No one would want lettuce as their last meal. For example, my last meal [pulls out a package from her pocket] is guns'ta be āSour Strawsā. Agott: You just... keep those in your pocket? Tetia: We face death every day. I gotta be prepared to go out on my own terms.
Agott: [to Easthies] Sir, I'm going to say this as politely as possible. I will fuck you up.
Easthies: You still think Iām arrogant. Agott: No. Moreā¦ supercilious. Easthies: Thatās a big word, Miss Arklaum. Are you sure you know what it means? Agott: Condescending. Easthies: Very good. Agott: Patronizing. Easthies: Doesnāt quite mean that- Agott: No. These are other things you are.
Easthies: My name is Knight Moralis Easthies. I'm here to investigate reports of mysterious activity in this town. Coco: "Mysterious activity?" At the atelier? You must be joking! Easthies: I assure you, I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from experiencing humor. Coco: [laughs nervously] Easthies: I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth.
Coco: So, a witch, huh? Are you classically trained or self-taught? Iguin: Well actually, I attended the prestigious Milkweed Academy for Witches, until I was unfairly expelled for turning one of my professors into raspberry flan. Delicious old fool. [licks lip] But one day, they will see the error of their ways, and I will return to assume my rightful place as the most powerful witch on the planet!
Coco: We'll handle this the way we always do. Richeh: Brute strength? Agott: Almost dying? Coco: No and no. By sticking together and never giving up.
Qifrey: Iām a simple man. I like handsome, dark-haired men and breakfast food.
Tetia: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age-old question: who does the best impression of one Master Olruggio? You will be judged on voice, body language, and lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Olruggio eating a marshmallow for the very first time. Let the Olly-off begin! [marshmallow eating montage] Tetia: What is this glutinous monstrosity before me? Qifrey: The sugar in this is quite sweet. Coco: [high-pitched] Ooh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm! Tetia: That's your Olruggio impression? Coco: I can hear him doing that. [back to the montage] Richeh: Looks like a sticky pillow. Agott: I don't care for it. Classical music. Olruggio: [enters] What's going on here? What are you doing? Tetia: Oh Master Olruggio, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows. Care for one? Olruggio: Marshed-mallow. [eats one] Hmm. [high-pitched] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm! Coco: I knew it!
Iguin: Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete.
Olruggio: See this? This is my I-donāt-care face. Qifrey: That is your normal face.
Easthies: Fleeing somewhere? Qifrey: With you blocking the only escape route? Don't be silly.
Olruggio: [very serious and making intense eye contact] I will lay down my life for you, I would kill a man for you, do you understand? Brushbuddy: :/
Dagda: You kids best stay back here, while I scout ahead- Coco: Custas ran in as soon as you said "death traps". Custas: [in the distance] COME ON DAGDA! WE GOT THIS! Dagda: BOY!
Tetia: Weāve been duped! Richeh: Duped! Agott: Bamboozled! Coco: Weāve been smeckledorfed! Agott: Thatās not even a word and I agree with you!
Olruggio: Oh no. Youāre getting an idea, arenāt you? Qifrey: Yes. Olruggio: Is it going to get me in trouble? Qifrey: Maybe. Olruggio: Is it going to cause me physical pain? Qifrey: Yeah, definitely.
Iguin: You can trust me. Coco: I donāt even trust the way you just now said I could trust you.
Agott: Itās a little dangerous. Tetia: Like āeating sandwiches with toothpicks inā dangerous? Agott: Even more dangerous than that. Coco: Like eating a bomb? Agott: In between. Richeh: Like eating a firecracker.