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((I didn’t intent for cromdo to become my favorite character but somehow he’s the best to assign to quotes to))

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Cromdo: I sleep in a racing car, do you?

Wambus: i sleep in a big bed with my wife.

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Snorpy: i bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”

Floofty:  I bet you think you just did something there, didn't you? There exist numerous sentences, which could be constructed without using the first letter of the english writing system. I could go on to further tell you how incorrect your thought is, but I feel like you get the point.

Wambus:......fuck you

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Snorpy: God, have you looked around? this place is a labyrinth of bad choices!

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Cromdo: My name is Cromdo Face, and i am an alcoholic.

Filbo: Cromdo, this is a town meeting

Cromdo: Is it, or is it that you grumpuses don’t want to admit you have a problem?

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The Journalist: We can’t just stand here and watch Cromdo get attacked by a Mozza Supreme.

Beffica: Yeah, you’re right

Beffica: *sits down*

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Floofty: I hate when I tell people I don’t like a certain song and they respond “Oh, but it’s catchy.”

Floofty: The fucking plague is catchy, that wasn’t good either.

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((is there anyone who runs a submission based sideblog with the problem where the submissions look like it was submitted by their own main blog?))

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Filbo: I am depressed

[suddenly Pineantulas]

Filbo: This does not help

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Filbo: Knock knock. who is there? a mirror, i am lonely.

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Shelda: It is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC!

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Floofty: I was experimenting to see if I could remove my own brain.

Snorpy:  How'd it go?

Floofty: Well, getting the brain out was the easy part, the hard part was getting the brain out.

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Chandlo: I don’t have an anniversary gift for Snorpy,we were supposed to make our own gifts.

Floofty: Why don’t you give Snorpy this model of a spaceship i made?

Chandlo: Hang on, i can’t give him this

Floofty: why not?

Chandlo: Because it says “Captain Floofty” on the side. and “I hate Snorpington” on the bottom.

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Wambus: Prepare to feel very bad about yourself!

Gramble: Well,i’ve been preparing for that my whole life!

Gramble:....or something about you that’s mean!