casper

the world according to my beautiful ocs.

[incorrect-ocs]

Vik: Can you two get us a table while I park the car?

Soryn and Cassian: Will do!

[ Five minutes later ]

Soryn and Cassian: [Running out of restaurant carrying a table] START THE CAR START THE CAR START THE CAR

[incorrectval]

Vik: hey guys! guess what i got today?

Azure: a husband?

Kora: a real job?

Cassian: a friend your own age?

Vik: NO!

[incorrectval]

Eikko: i will do a lot of things

Eikko: but admitting to Vik that i’m cold after she told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.

[sansasincorrects-blog]

azure: you remind me of the ocean.

vik: because i’m deep and mysterious?

azure: no because you’re salty and you scare people.

[sansasincorrects-blog]

val, to the rebellion: you know who i am.

azure: no we don’t.

val: you know what i do.

vik: we’re still unclear as to who the fuck you are.

[sansasincorrects-blog]

vik: we’re gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares angrily at azure* keeps getting himself kidnapped and tortured.

[sansasincorrects-blog]

azure: we’re all going to die today

vik: azure we need to stay positive about this situation or we’ll never-

azure: WE’RE GONNA DIE!!! FINALLY!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

cassian: damn RIGHT we are

vik: ….are you guys okay

[sansasincorrects-blog]

vik: alright rebels! time to practice our spelling. cassian, your word is-

cassian: cassian, k-a-s-s-i-n, cassian!

cain: cassian that wasn’t your word that’s your name.

azure: and you misspelled it.

[incorrectkaye]

vik: when you turn twenty-one, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or guns because you can. no. you know what else is legal to buy at twenty-one? blades. get yourself a damn sword. a big knife is preferred.

eikko: okay, vik.

azure: vik no.

[incorrectkaye]

kora, looking at eikko: i just want to go over there and kiss him.

vik:

kora:

kora: how can i kiss him without letting him know that i like him?

[sansasincorrects-blog]

azure: *gets a papercut*

vik, hissing under her breath: hasn’t he fucking been through enough?

[sansasincorrects-blog]

[poppy and charlie kicking ass in the background]

jade: cel, your kids are doing great. you and luke must’ve been pretty young when you had them right? you did a great job raising them.

celestia: what-

luke: they’re not our kids…

celestia: okay did anyone else here think these are our kids?

willa, buffy, silas, freya: *all raise their hands at once*

celestia: BUFFY? what the hell?

buffy: i don’t know…i thought it was just on the downlow. something we weren’t supposed to bring up…

celestia:

celestia: charlie put your hand down.

[sansasincorrects-blog]

responses to “i love you”

charlie: no i love YOU!

luke: oh.

jade: that’s…nice!

freya: honestly who doesn’t?

poppy: [screaming]

willa: oh, i know.

celestia: [homicide]

[sansasincorrects-blog]

vik: would you date me?

azure: …green?

[incorrectcasper-blog]

Kaiden: cain, can i speak to you for a minute?

Cain: ooo someone’s in trouble

Cain:

Cain: it’s me. i don’t know why i just did that.

[incorrectcasper-blog]

Eikko: there are three ways to argue your point. words, proof —

Vik: knife!

[incorrectcasper-blog]

Kora: i don’t even have enough time to tell you how wrong you are

Kora:

Kora: actually it’s gonna bother me if i don’t —