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Hi guys I post cute sneks and I sometimes do art as well. None of the noods are mine(one can wish tho lol) except for Apophis the corn snake. Feel free to hmu for any reason, whether it's a question or you just want to chat. aro/ace,she/her or they/them I’m an aroace Arrow Ace bitch

[kaylmao]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[homunculus-argument]

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

like this OP?

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[shamebats]

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[disgustinggf]

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[rockthrowingbutch]

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[amiguruineapig]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[herpsandbirds]

[kirathedumbass]

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