from somewhere, a... transmission?

incorrect cave story quotes! run by eli (inexplicably-spookified)

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announcement

((i'm going to be putting enough posts in the queue to last till the new year, but after that i'll be leaving it.

as much as i've enjoyed running this blog, i feel it's just not worth the effort anymore to remember to keep the queue stocked for daily posting!

i won't entirely abandon this blog + the twitter account - i'll still take submissions and post the occasional incorrect quote when i find a really good one - but it won't be to any kind of consistent schedule or queue.

thank you for your support!))

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Curly, as her internal fan suddenly becomes louder: What is it??? What program?? Who is doing this to me????

Curly: [opening her task manager] who do I need to kill?

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Misery: onlyenemies...

Misery: For 4.95 a month I will make your life a living hell...

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Kanpachi: I wrote a love song!

Sandaime: Is it about fish?

Kanpachi: NO!

Sandaime:

Kanpachi: …Yes.

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The Doctor: Misery, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Misery: Ooooh, someone’s in trouble.

Misery: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

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Momorin: Let’s go over what we know about all of these incidents.

Sue: We’re calling them "incidents" now? I was thinking more along the lines of "that wacky time when we almost died".

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Curly: You know, someone has said that we should live each day as if it were the last day of our life.

Misery: Finally, it's almost over.

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Sue: Uh oh.

Kazuma: Uh oh good or uh oh bad?

Sue: When is “uh oh” ever good?

Kazuma: I don’t know. Maybe this time.

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Sue: I can’t complain.

Sue: I mean, I will.

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King: I am a warrior, and I will meet my end with pride.

Sue: I'm gonna meet mine with kicking and screaming.

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Curly: I think more women should be 7’3. No reason, I just think they should be

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Misery: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

Curly: I felt it the moment I laid eyes on you.

Misery: My pulse is rushing.

Curly: My head is reeling.

Misery: My face is flushing.

Both: What is this feeling, fervid as a flame? Does it have a name?

Both: Yes! Loathing!

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Sue: I'm telling you, something weird's going on on this island! Just today, my mosquito bites spelled out 'BEWARE'.

Momorin: That says 'BEWARB'.

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The Doctor: All this evil is doing a number on my throat!

The Doctor: Minions! Bring me a SOOTHING lozenge!

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Curly: The greatest mistake anyone ever made was letting me develop sentience.

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Curly: Misery showed feelings???

Balrog: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It’s hard to tell.

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Misery: Hey, Sakamoto, how many people have you killed?

Kazuma: Zero???

Misery: Wimp. Hey, Curly, how many people have you killed?

Curly: Sadly dozens…

Misery: You’ll be an excellent ally! We’re gonna go far, soldier girl.