A: you sound like a walking fortune cookie
B: would you like a prescription for your unresolved rage?

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A: you sound like a walking fortune cookie
B: would you like a prescription for your unresolved rage?
A: where is my coat?
B: ... *avoiding eye contact*
B, quietly: inside me..
A: YOU ATE IT?!!
B, nodding: it tasted cozy
A: Something’s off.
B: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
C: No, but that’s funny.
A, stressed out:
B, trying to cheer up A: Hey, you know what might help the situation?
A, raises an eyebrow: Really? Right now?
B: I meant.. going out for a few pizzas. Where’s your mind?
A: …
B, sighing: I guess I live in a house full of sex maniacs.
B, sipping tea: You’re staring.
A: I am glaring. There is a difference.
B: Same thing
A: would you still love me if i was a worm?
B: i don’t even love you now
A: :’(
B: Oh my god, stop crying, I would carry you around in a fancy little jar, okay?
A: if you were an animal what would you be?
B: A cat, obviously. I do what I want, knock things off shelves and only tolerate people on my terms.
C, trying to teach B: step one of flirting, eye contact.
B: I am..intensely.
A: why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?
C: *pretending to fall into the river while A is nearby so B can look like a dramatic hero*
B: *forgets to move fast enough*
C: *falls in the river*
C, dramatically: SAVE ME B, IM DROWNING IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
A, genuinely concerned: C ARE YOU OKAY??
B: you know you can swim, C.
C, floating dramatically: IM DROWNING IN HEARTACHE
A:..he’s floating..
Just wanted to make sure is it alright if I use your quotes? or should I give credit (just want to make sure) ^-^
yup its all good lol you dont need to credit me and thats fine but if you do ill just be interested in where it ends up lol
enjoy :)
A: That’s why we needed to get an expert.
B: Oh really? Who did you get?
A, staring: …
B: Oh! Right, that’s me.. yes.
A: B, what the hell were you thinking??!!
B: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!
C: [Bullying A]
B, later: [accidentally hits C with their car]
C: You hit me with your car.
B: You hit my car with your body.
A: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.
B: Because I barely know you?
A: Fine, message received.
A: Can we really eat a tree that’s that aggressive?
B: Only one way to find out!
A: C'mon, take one for the team.
B: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.
C: A, you know B better than anyone. I’m sure you’ll find the perfect gift.
A: And you’re sure its not…
C: It’s not a tie.
A: okay.