templates for all your incorrect quote needs

templates for incorrect quotes! some may be from shows/movies I have watched or myself and you can submit some yourself! [ I used this picrew: https://picrew.me/image_maker/599056 ]

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A: you sound like a walking fortune cookie

B: would you like a prescription for your unresolved rage?

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A: where is my coat?

B: ... *avoiding eye contact*

B, quietly: inside me..

A: YOU ATE IT?!!

B, nodding: it tasted cozy

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A: Something’s off.

B: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

C: No, but that’s funny.

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A, stressed out:

B, trying to cheer up A: Hey, you know what might help the situation?

A, raises an eyebrow: Really? Right now?

B: I meant.. going out for a few pizzas. Where’s your mind?

A: …

B, sighing: I guess I live in a house full of sex maniacs.

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B, sipping tea: You’re staring.

A: I am glaring. There is a difference.

B: Same thing

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A: would you still love me if i was a worm?

B: i don’t even love you now

A: :’(

B: Oh my god, stop crying, I would carry you around in a fancy little jar, okay?

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A: if you were an animal what would you be?

B: A cat, obviously. I do what I want, knock things off shelves and only tolerate people on my terms.

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C, trying to teach B: step one of flirting, eye contact.

B: I am..intensely.

A: why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?

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C: *pretending to fall into the river while A is nearby so B can look like a dramatic hero*

B: *forgets to move fast enough*

C: *falls in the river*

C, dramatically: SAVE ME B, IM DROWNING IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

A, genuinely concerned: C ARE YOU OKAY??

B: you know you can swim, C.

C, floating dramatically: IM DROWNING IN HEARTACHE

A:..he’s floating..

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Just wanted to make sure is it alright if I use your quotes? or should I give credit (just want to make sure) ^-^

yup its all good lol you dont need to credit me and thats fine but if you do ill just be interested in where it ends up lol

enjoy :)

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A: That’s why we needed to get an expert.

B: Oh really? Who did you get?

A, staring: …

B: Oh! Right, that’s me.. yes.

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A: B, what the hell were you thinking??!!

B: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

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C: [Bullying A]

B, later: [accidentally hits C with their car]

C: You hit me with your car.

B: You hit my car with your body.

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A: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.

B: Because I barely know you?

A: Fine, message received.

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A: Can we really eat a tree that’s that aggressive?

B: Only one way to find out!

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A: C'mon, take one for the team.

B: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

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C: A, you know B better than anyone. I’m sure you’ll find the perfect gift.

A: And you’re sure its not…

C: It’s not a tie.

A: okay.