seen from Italy
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Czechia
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from France
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
B copies every action of A while standing behind them as A is scolding C and D. A (without even turning to B): If you don't want me to practically demonstrate my anger I advise you to get in front of me, B. B (rolling their eyes): You are kinky babe.
A: That’s why we needed to get an expert.
B: Oh really? Who did you get?
A, staring: …
B: Oh! Right, that’s me.. yes.
Person A: NO I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT
*points at person B*
YOURE COLOR BLIND
*points at person C*
YOU HAVE A CHOKING KINK
*points at person D*
AND YOU ARE JUST CLINICALLY INSANE
person A: does it count as daddy issues if i just don’t have a dad?
person B: in your case? yes.
A: You know, I often dreamed of how we would meet.
B: Is this meeting your expectations?
A: *smiles softly* Almost exactly. How about you?
B: Darling, I’m an insomniac
Arthur reincarnates fairly quickly but seems doomed to due gruesome deaths at young ages.
At first, Merlin goes, "NOOOooo!" every time it happens, but he eventually gets used to it.
Once, Arthur accidentally steps out in front of a car while trying to cross the road, and Merlin's just like...
"Twenty-four perfectly good years wasted, you dollophead. Do you know how much work you create for me? Now I've got to go start harassing pregnant ladies, asking if they're thinking of naming their son Arthur, cash your life insurance policy, put your junk in storage again, sell your house for profits, pay off your bar tab, come up with another funeral program-"
Mid-rant, he realizes that the other people at the crosswalk are staring at him, horrified.
Person A: Do these pants look good on me?
Person B: Yeah, they do
Person B: But I bet they would look better on my bedroom floor
Person A: ... I don’t think your bedroom floor could pull these pants off tho
Blitzo: *pulls out pistol*
Robo-fizz: You can’t shoot me. I bet you’re so drunk that you’re seeing double.
Blitzo, pulling out second pistol: I’ve got a gun for the both of you.
