Tried my hand at some rookie incorrect quotes. Inspired by @incorrectchenfordquotes ofc. 😅🙌
Tamara, deciding to mess with him: a thoughtful person.
*later when Lucy and Tamara are over at his house with Kujo*
Lucy: Okay, I took Kujo on a long walk so he should be good now.
Tim: thanks Lucy, you’re such a thot!
Tim, pushing an almost full grocery cart around: are we done?
Lucy: — with this half of the list
Tim, glaring: why must you be so cruel to me?
Lucy: Tim, I need you to swear
Lucy: I meant like promise
Tim: well damn Luce, be more specific
Rachel, coming back from NYC surprisingly; sees Tim & Lucy: aw, I didn’t know you guys got together!
Tim, pausing: um, well I wouldn’t say together, together
Lucy, trying to hide it: yeah, together is such a strong word—
Angela, eavesdropping & having enough of it: you guys are literally married.
Nyla, casually: hey Tim? What color are Lucy’s eyes?
Tim, wistfully rambling: well, it depends. Sometimes if she’s angry, they’ll turn so dark it’s like a midnight sky. Other times though, like when we’d drive in the shop on a sunny day, the light would hit them and they’d be golden—
Nyla, half listening: what?
Tim, backtracking: brown, they are brown.
Lucy, cheerily in the morning: I made tea.
Tim, grumpy: I don’t want tea.
Lucy: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.
Tim, groaning: then why’d you tell me?!
Lucy: it’s a conversation starter.
Tim: it’s a horrible conversation starter!
Lucy, raising her eyebrows: oh, is it? We’re conversing, aren’t we? Checkmate.
Tim: if I say, I love you, would you say it back?
Angela, walking in: why did Tim punch a wall and is now sitting in the shop with his head pressed against the horn?
Lucy, to herself: y’know, I say “fight me” a lot for a girl that’s 5”3’ & has a hard time opening doors cause they’re too heavy
++bonus add on to the above quote
Tim: you say a lot of things for a girl that’s 5”3’, boot
