100% Accurate WJSN Quotes

incorrect wjsn / cosmic girls quotes, run by a meiqi/xuanyi/exy stan. i follow with my main @kneesocked-jackass | trying to be active

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Bona: Who the FUCK ate my food?! I swear I WILL KI—

Cheng Xiao: It was m-me...

Bona: Kiss you and buy us both some more food because you deserve the world honey

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Soobin: Ugh this party is so lame wanna get out of here?

Exy: ...this is my birthday party.

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Dayoung: Yeooooreuuuum, there was a spider in the bathroom!

Yeoreum: Did you kill it?!

Dayoung: No way! He has eight legs and I have two, how is that a fair fight?!

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Luda: I just feel like I don't fit in anywhere...

Eunseo: Sure you do!

Eunseo: You fit right into my arms!

Luda: :)

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Yeonjung: Close your eyes bro

Seola: Okay bro

Yeonjung: What do you see bro

Seola: Nothing bro

Yeonjung: That's my world without you bro

Seola: *voice breaking* B-Bro...

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Dayoung: You never told me you had a side job! What do you do?

Soobin: I hunt and kill aliens.

Dayoung: But aliens don't exist!

Soobin: You ever seen one?

Dayoung: No...

Soobin: You're welcome.

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Yeonjung: Ohhh no. Oh god. I ate her food by accident. Bona's gonna kill me...

Eunseo: No, she won't.

Eunseo: She'll just make me do it for her.

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Luda: Okay, I'll show you your fortune now.

Dawon: Alright, cool.

Luda: Why is every card Death? What the fuck I don't even have that many Death cards--

Dawon: Well, that figures.

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XuanYi: You know, Seola, you’re so beautiful.

Seola: Aww, that’s so sweet!

XuanYi: Everyone in WJSN is beautiful, don’t you agree? Like MeiQi, with her gorgeous flowing hair and her kind heart…

Seola: How much is MeiQi paying you to try and get me to forgive her?! NOBODY eats my pudding.

XuanYi: PLEASE JUST FORGIVE HER SHE PROMISED ME SEAWEED

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XuanYi: So what pose should I go for? A cute one, or--

Bona: Miss, this is a mugshot.

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Soobin: Hey Yeoreum, how are you and that girl Ruth doing?

Yeoreum: Not sure, I actually broke up with her last month.

Soobin: Oh no, you're so Ruthless!

Yeoreum: And how long were you waiting to use that?

Soobin: I'd rather not say.

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Luda: Bitch.

Dawon: I'll block you.

Luda: Wait no, I want to say something. I swear it won't be "bitch" again.

Dawon: Okay, go ahead.

Luda: Fuck you.

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Eunseo: Is that a hickey on your neck?

Soobin: What? ...No, it's just a mosquito bite...

*Seola enters the room*

Seola: Oh, hey guys!

Eunseo: Hey, mosquito!

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Yeoreum: "Serving size: 4"

Yeoreum: Yeah.

Yeoreum: All 4 me.

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XuanYi: A milkshake with two straws, please.

Bona: *blushes*

XuanYi, putting both straws in her mouth: Look how fast I can drink this

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Eunseo: Well, that's very gay.

Yeonjung: You are looking in the mirror...

Eunseo: Oh, I know.

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WJSN, About To Perform

Yeonjung: So, we're all ready! We have to take a selfie!

Exy: Yeah! Who brought the selfie stick?

Seola: Soobin was in charge of that, right?

Yeoreum: Mhm, that's correct.

Soobin: ...

Luda: Oh my god, you didn't bring it.

Soobin: I...put it aside so I'd remember it...but I left it on the counter...

Eunseo: *facepalm* Well, did anyone else bring one?

Bona: None of us did, because Soobin said she would.

Exy: Trusting Soobin was our mistake.

Dayoung: U-Um! We shouldn't stress about this! We've gotta perform!

Seola: True, but it's just not the same without a group selfie.

Exy: Well, how are we going to fit all of us in one shot? No one's got arms that long...!

WJSN: ...

WJSN: *ALL EYES TURN TO A CERTAIN PERSON*

Dawon: Alright, alright, I'll do it...