Another Incorrect Creepypasta Quotes Blog

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Bloody Painter: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Hoodie: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

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BEN: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Eyeless Jack: Exercise more!

Laughing Jack: Set yourself on fire.

Bloody Painter: There are two kinds of people.

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Jeff: You don’t deserve me.

Toby: At your worst or your best?

Jeff: I don’t have a worst.

Toby: Because you’re already at your worst?

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Hoodie I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Masky: These are handcuffs.

Hoodie: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

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Bloody Painter: Jeff has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.

BEN: That can't be true!

Bloody Painter: Watch this.

Bloody Painter: Hey Jeff, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Jeff: *Throws themself out a window*

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Toby: You really believe in BEN?

Jeff: Luckily, he believes in themself enough for the both of us.

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Eyeless Jack: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Bloody Painter: Schrödinger's boys.

Masky: FUCK!

Jeff: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Puppeteer: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.

Puppeteer: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Eyeless Jack: ...

Bloody Painter: ...

Masky: ...

Jeff: ...

Puppeteer: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

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Bloody Painter: Toby learned how to fold origami penguins from Laughing Jack the other day. I told him, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day he put them in the fridge.

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Eyeless Jack, shooing Hoodie away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Masky: Okay, two person huddle.

Hoodie: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Toby: Hold on, I can explain!

Bloody Painter: Really? Can you now?

Toby: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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BEN: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Bloody Painter: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Bloody Painter: Don’t stay up all night, Jeff. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Toby: You remind me of the ocean.

Masky: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Toby: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Bloody Painter: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.

Laughing Jack: Cool.

Bloody Painter: Do you know who Joe is?

Laughing Jack: JOE MAMA!

BEN, not even looking up from his phone: Damn, that backfired.

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Toby: How do you do that?

Puppeteer: I'm fearless.

Bloody Painter: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Puppeteer: I'm mostly fearless.

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Hello everyone! I wanted to let you know I have been posting less because I have been sick. I tested positive for strep throat a couple days ago, and today I tested positive for Covid. So depending on how I am feeling the next couple days will depend on how much I will be posting. But once I am better I should be posting regularly.