incorrect fable quotes

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Briar Rose: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Hero of Oakvale: I think you mean cards.

Briar Rose, pulling knives out of her sleeve: No, I do not.

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Hero of Brightwall: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Walter: The car takes a screenshot.

Jasper: For the last time, get out.

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Reaver: Sparrow and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Sparrow: Sentences.

Reaver: Don't interrupt me.

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Reaver: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Garth: If?

Sparrow: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Thunder: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Lady Grey: You mean literally or figuratively?

Thunder: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Hero of Brightwall: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Walter: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Hero of Brightwall: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Reaver: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Sparrow does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? Theresa: If Sparrow were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Sparrow jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Reaver: You jump off a cliff! Theresa: Gladly. Provided Sparrow did first.

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Logan: So that’s my plan.

Reaver: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Logan: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Reaver: It fucking sucks.

Logan: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Jack of Blades: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Hero of Oakvale: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Jack of Blades: Death is a social construct.