[catchymemes]

[asbdbdhajsjdbdhk-deactivated202]

Trudeau walked with her today after he signed a massive gas pipe deal. It’s all PR shit and the mundane gobble it up.

[kaijuno]

It’s time to let Greta start publicly executing politicians

[anarchopuppy]

Anarchist tip: if you need some piece of equipment, or anything really, look up if there are any alternatives designed in or otherwise for exploited countries. People have invented many of the necessities for renewable power, medicine, machining, internet - all the comforts of modern life really - in ways that are low-tech, small-scale, often made of recycled or abundant materials, using little to no electricity, and best of all, absurdly cheap

Like a microscope and centrifuge made of paper that cost less than a dollar together, and a non-electric sun tracker for solar panels that costs about 1/30 what a commercial sun tracker does

Great for squats, occupations, communes, mutual aid, personal independence, etc.

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

http://www.lowtechmagazine.com

[ricktimus]

[indigobluesand]

I personally find Pride and Prejudice inspirational because Mr Darcy is the most awkward social train wreck of a human being ever created, he’s in his thirties and still doesn’t know how to talk to girls. But he ends up marrying his crush, an extroverted and very intelligent ten despite her fully hating him for 70% of the book. I respect that

[solarpunkopossum]

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

[williamblakesapprentice]

Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[morningelvis]

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

[not-mary-sue]

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school

[meganfoxsource]

Jennifer’s Body Reunion: Megan Fox and Diablo Cody Get Candid About Hollywood

[did-you-know]

It’s forbidden to die in Longyearbyen, Norway. 

The town’s only cemetery closed over 70 years ago because it’s so cold that bodies previously buried there have never decomposed, and some still carry traces of an influenza virus that caused an epidemic in 1917. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[snekromancy]

[dollopheadedmerlin]

This is it. This is the entire pet care experience in one video

[beshnav]

[mariaalenkoshepard]

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

[mariaalenkoshepard]

I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Behold the fistbumping lesbians

Jsyk this thing could wake the dead

[mariaalenkoshepard]

4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Me rn

[automatic-caution-door]

[whoopsiedoodle]

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

is this an a24 movie

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

[tuesdayisfordancing]

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

[professorsparklepants]

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

[siesiegirl]

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

[crumbvulet]

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

[thranduilland]

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

[pluckyredhead]

My high school English teacher always explained it with: “He took his hat and his leave.”

[harmonic-psyche]

Some of my favorite examples:

“You are free to execute your laws and your citizens as you see fit.”

“The farmers grew carrots, potatoes, and bored.”

[221aubrina]

Love this word!

[thepeoplesduchess]

bloop!

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