I cant read!

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that one straycatj post

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Jeego: Why won’t you just lie down and die with dignity!?

Lynne: I don't do anything with dignity!

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Bailey's partner: You know that's not a stress ball, right? It's a lemon.

Bailey: Let me have my process.

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Dandy: We can make this work! We're Romeo and Juliet!

Beauty: It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.

Dandy: That's how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

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you're posting again 👀 nice to see you back!

thanks! I’m not sure how long I’ll stick around for before my ADHD makes me forget this blog exists, and I’m gonna be without wifi for a few days soon, but I’ll try to keep stuff in the queue! 

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Sissel: Oh no, no, no. This is not good.

Lynne: Yeah, back injuries are common. Not as common as knee injuries, but more common than wrist injuries.

Sissel: I don’t need a history lesson, okay?

Lynne: What do you think history is?

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Jowd: what’s your type?

Yomiel: type of what?

Jowd: blood.

Yomiel: oh. red

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Lynne: Jowd how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Jowd: the best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest!

Lynne:

Lynne: Yomiel, how do I-

Yomiel: brick.

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Sissel: Lynne, you risked your life to save me!

Lynne: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

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Beauty: I thought I told you to get gas!

Dandy: We're broke, remember!? What was I supposed to do: fill the tank, shoot the guy, and drive off?

Beauty: Mm hm.

Dandy:... Now you tell me!

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oh fuck i havent posted in like a month

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oh fuck i havent posted in like a year

[dboybaker]

[memry]

yomiel’s life before he gets revenge.png

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Dandy: Are fighting the urge to make out with me right now?

Beauty: Not really. I'm really into this chicken though

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Policeman finding a crime scene: Oh my god, someone was horribly murdered and dismembered here, oh god!!!

Inspector Cabanela:

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Cabanela: TIL that with each degree of temperature rise, violence increases by up to 20%.

Lynne: Fight crime by reducing Earth’s temperature to 0° Kelvin.

Jowd: Time stops at zero Kelvin.

Lynne: Crime stops at zero Kelvin.

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Cabanela: So, you ready to get to work?

Lynne: No, I followed you here for the exercise.