Incorrect One Piece Blog

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Before Fighting Whitebeard

Ace: We won’t lose because we have this.

Ace: *points at his chest*

Deuce: We have heart?

Ace: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.

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Ivankov: Would you please stop staring dramatically off into the distance while I’m talking to you?

Dragon, staring dramatically off into the distance: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Marco: So what exactly is Ace to you?

Deuce: The reason I wake up every morning.

Marco: That’s nice.

[earlier that day]

Ace, bursting into Deuce's room: DUDE YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS-

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Ace: I want to learn manners to thank Shanks for saving Luffy.

Luffy: Call him a punk.

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autumn asks

apple cider: a favorite memory  plaid scarves: describe your favorite cozy outfit crunchy leaves: what’s your favorite nostalgic song? fisherman sweater: what do you do to cheer up after a bad day? coffee mug: do you collect anything? apple pie: what’s your favorite fall tradition? pumpkin patch: stay inside by the fire or go on an adventure? bonfires: tell us your favorite story  maple syrup: what’s your favorite cold weather activity? cinnamon candles: describe your dream home knitted blanket: top 5 movies for a rainy day marathon french toast: what’s your go-to breakfast order?  rainy afternoon: are you a book, show or movie person?  candy corn: what’s an unpopular opinion you have? foggy lake: describe your perfect fall day corduroy jacket: what’s your favorite aesthetic? 

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I want to say I can't believe my dad's girlfriend would set me up for theft, but here we are.

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Me from my main blog

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Sanji: It’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Usopp: Listen, Sanji, I know what I saw.

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Sabo: I grew up in a house with Luffy, okay? If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

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Zeff: Sanji, I know you're going through your whole girl-crazy phase, but I think you're overdoing the 'crazy' bit.

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Ace: Fuck. That. I’m gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I’m a MAN.

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Sanji: Someone end me, I’m fucking done.

Usopp: Absolutely not.

Nami: Mood.

Chopper: You wanna talk about it?

Robin: I have arsenic.

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Dadan: Anything you break comes out of your allowance!

Ace: We don't get an allowance.

Dadan: Well, now you know why.

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Helmeppo: This is the worst day of my life.

Garp: The worst day of your life so far!

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Garp: I’m teaching Luffy that the sun goes down each night because it’s mad at him. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.

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Boa Hancock, trying to flirt: I really like your name.

Luffy: Thanks I got it for my birthday.

Elder Nyon, whispering into Hancock's ear: You sure you want that one?

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Nami: Do you understand the plan now that I've explained it for 15 minutes?

Luffy: Yes!

Nami: Are you lying to me?

Luffy: Yes.

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Thatch: You're very mature for your age.

Ace: Thanks, it's the trauma!