Santi:Â Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Wolfe a little bit. Zara, holding Santi's notepad:Â You doodled your wedding invitation. Santi:Â No, that's our joint tombstone. Zara:Â My mistake.
KIROKAZE
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
AnasAbdin

izzy's playlists!
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
No title available
ojovivo

if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space đž
h
sheepfilms
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopiaïœæ”·ăźćșă§èšæ¶ă玥ă
almost home

blake kathryn

Discoholic đȘ©
Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi

ellievsbear
$LAYYYTER
seen from TĂŒrkiye
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from South Africa
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from TĂŒrkiye

seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Iraq
seen from Netherlands

seen from Germany
@incorrectgreatlibraryquotes
Santi:Â Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Wolfe a little bit. Zara, holding Santi's notepad:Â You doodled your wedding invitation. Santi:Â No, that's our joint tombstone. Zara:Â My mistake.
and now for the returning classic that no one asked for but me: tech week quotes as tgl characters
Dario: Prakesh canât fire me directly. sheâs sort of like, you know how thereâs the greek gods and then thereâs the demigods? thatâs what she is.
Khalila: what does that make you?
Dario: a satyr. goat legs, music, dancing around with my shirt off, you know.
Jess: âŠI donât like this analogy anymore.
-
Morgan: so what actually counts as church clothes?
Wolfe: I donât think weâre the best people to ask.
-
Khalila, watching Dario practice spotlight cues: good, good, thatâs fine- oh, that one was kind of bad.
Dario, after putting the light on the complete opposite side of the stage: I donât know what youâre talking about.
-
Zara: this cue looks like shit.
Wolfe: you programmed it.
Zara: fuck you.
-
Thomas: donât bleed on the set! no blood allowed! we donât have any more paint.
-
Morgan: this is a perfect representation of my state of mind.
Glain: âŠthe wall of balls?
Morgan: no, I forgot my hot glue gun- STOP LAUGHING
-
Santi: no, itâs fine. I can fix the light.
Wolfe: did you just cross yourself?
Santi, already climbing up the scaffolding: donât worry about it.
-
Santi: NO MEOWING ON THE COMMS
Ephemera
Well! Hello once again, everyone.
Santi:Â Come to dinner tonight. I canât cook, but Iâll bring plenty of free wine. Wolfe:Â Marry me.
Zara: Nic offered me some of his drink because I said I was thirsty.
Zara: I was not expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at 9 a.m.Â
hiiii <3 I'm pretty new to the fandom (have been reading through all the Great Library fanfics on AO3 skdjhfskdjfh, i'm all_fandoms_reader there) and I present you with: incorrect quotes
Santi:Â How would you like your coffee? Wolfe:Â As dark and as bitter as my soul. Santi, shouting to someone behind the counter:Â I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Santi: Chris, when someone cries, you need to react. Wolfe: I did. I rolled my eyes.
Santi: We need to distract these guys Wolfe: Leave it to me Wolfe: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Jess, Thomas, and Khalila: *Immediately begin arguing* Glain, watching in horror: Oh this. I donât like this. I don't like this at all.
Wolfe: If you bite it and you die, itâs poisonous. If it bites you and you die, itâs venomous. Santi: What if it bites me and it dies!? Wolfe: Then youâre poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nic, learn to listen. Morgan: What if it bites itself and I die? Wolfe: Thatâs voodoo. Thomas: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Wolfe: Thatâs correlation, not causation. Jess: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Khalila: Thatâs kinky. Wolfe: Oh my God.
anyway I'm probably not very funny but I like to think I am <3
these are extremely hilarious, thank you!! Also thank you for reading so much on ao3, I've been loving all your comments <3
there is an incorrect quotes blog, I can never tell if it's active or not? @incorrectgreatlibraryquotes
10/10 excellent incorrect quotes, MUST reblog
Thomas: Youâre smiling. Did something happen?
Jess: What? Canât I smile just because I feel like it?
Khalila: Dario tripped and fell down the stairs.
Glain: Whatâs the signal for when something goes wrong?
Jess: We yell âOh shit!â
Glain: âŠThatâll work.
I love the phrase âwith all due respectâ because it doesnât actually say how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.
Wolfe, almost definitely
Wolfe: Nic and I are having a child.
Jess: Congratula-
Santi, slamming adoption papers on the table: Itâs you, sign here.Â
Dario: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Khalila: Wasnât Jess with you?
Jess: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Jess: Captain. Itâs a perfectly fine plan.
Santi: No. No, it isnât.
Jess: You donât just get to say no.
Santi: This plan involves me! I get to say no. No.
Jess: Capt-
Santi: Let me introduce you to my good friend No.
Jess: Maybe we can compromise.
Santi: No.
Jess: SANTI.
Santi: âNoâ is a magical word. Hereâs how it goes. You say, âCaptain, I have an insane, suicidal plan. Would you like to help me carry it out?â And I say, âWhy, no.â
Coda:
Wolfe, watching from the doorway: Nic, we're doing Jess' plan.
___
Btw OP there is actually an @incorrectgreatlibraryquotes blog, though I have no idea if they're taking submissions atm.
This is SO canon though, I love it
Glain: Stop it, Jess! When you agree with me, it makes me question whether or not I actually agree with me!
Dario: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Jess: Nothing. Iâd wait for 15 minutes when theyâd give you back voluntarily
Thomas: Sometimes we screw things up for the better.
Jess: Thatâs good! We should use that motto.
I'm not questioning your honour, Brendan. I'm denying its existence.
Jess, probably
Khalila: So, no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be...
Dario: Excuse me, there's no pretence here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.