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i feel like this is a dumb question, but why not get another mod?

personally? not willing to work w others and it’s a one man job

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Hey is this blog dead?

unfortunately so, i’ve got tendinitis in my hands and it made it hard to keep up with. i’ll be back sometime this year

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Dystnine: I just saw a trillion different realities, folding onto eachother like thin sheets of metal, forming a single blade.

Isola: Yeah, yeah, the Time Knife, we've all seen it.

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Teseo, on his deathbed: wtf.. Why did they cancel Victorious?

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Nova: The world's oldest cheese has been found in an Egyptian tomb- But it may be filled with a deadly disease.

Stratos: Can't drink the sarcophagus juice, can't eat the tomb cheese.

Stratos: What even is the POINT or archaeology?

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Nova: Hello, people who do not live here! I gave you a key for emergencies.

Merak, with Stratos: We were out of Doritos.

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Milas: Damn, I'm sick. I keep sneezing and I'm 6'1.

Gibril: You're sick because the rain hit you first, you stupid tall bitch!

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Gunvolt: Guys, are you sure about this?

Xiao: Not getting cold feet, are you?

Gunvolt: No, I just didn't expect all of you to be such idiots!

Joule: Hello, pot. It's kettle. Nice to meet you!

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Zonda: A handcrafted drink at Starbucks costs more than a gallon of milk.

Teseo: Who the fuck drinks just a gallon of milk?

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Elise: Do you guys wanna see the cake I just made?

Stratos: No, just let me eat it.

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Stella: Who knew that the most taxing part of being an adult is trying to figure out what to have for dinner every goddamn night until you die?

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Kohaku: If you hear weird noises at night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance!

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Kohaku: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday!

Lola: Huh?

Jin: She almost got kidnapped.

Lola: Oh.

Lola: WAIT WHAT?!

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Lola: What are you doing?

Maria: Poking around.

Copen: You can’t be doing that.

Maria: I can do anything I want. I’m cute.

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Carrera: If I ever shake your hand, do not consider it a courtesy.

Carrera: I am simply gauging your grip strength, to better understand the necessary amount of force I need to use to overpower you.

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Dystnine: You despise me, don’t you?

Isola: If I gave you any thought, I probably would.