TEN YEARS

[jadethirwall-deactivated2022052]

why are all of y'all like 5'3. whatcha doin down there

[princessscrambledpancakes]

scheming

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

italians? You mean like super mario? You know they're not real right?

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tommy, talking on the phone with nick: talk dirty to me.

nick: i’m not wearing any underwear.

tommy: oh?

nick: because you didn’t do the laundry when i asked you to 100 fucking times.

tommy: …

nick: …

tommy: what else are you wearing?

nick: [sighs] that black button up shirt you like with skinny jeans.

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nick: tommy, you're on speaker. behave.

tommy: or what, you'll spank me?

nick: ...

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mary: you know what i love about boys?

mary: their girlfriends.

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frankie: my wife is a bitch and i like her so much

[bestofbothworldstour]

jersey boyyyy i love youuuuu blehhhh

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frankie & tommy vs bob & nick

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"dude, i'm not gay, but i'd go down on him if he asked."

-- tommy, about nick

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tommy: so, how’s the most beautiful man in new jersey doing today?

nick, without looking up: i don’t know, tommy. how are you doing today?

tommy, voice cracking: i’m fine.

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"i’ve noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘b’ out of our bromance."

-- nick to tommy, probably

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tommy, about bob: is there no way we can get rid him?

frankie: not without cause, tommy.

tommy: i have a cause. it's because i hate him.

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bob: i guess i'm just too tough to cry.

nick: just today, you were crying about snakes.

bob, tearing up: they don't have any arms!

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frankie: hey, i heard you like bad boys.

mary: not really.

frankie: oh, thank god.

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tommy: you know what, bobby? you're pretty cool.

bob: the coolest?

tommy: don't ruin it.

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tommy: am i cool or what?

bob: what

tommy: i said-

bob: no, i heard you.

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bob: what does bdsm mean?

nick: bondage-

frankie: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING