Incorrect Order Of The Stick Quotes

This is just another 'Incorrect Quotes' account, this one's just pacifically for Order Of The Stick.

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Submissions are now open if anyone wants to join in.

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i love roy he’s just a very tired guy and i think we can all relate to that a little

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is anyone else obsessed with this panel? like, given the usual perspective of this strip I feel like it really captured just how fascinated Elan is with them and also how alien they are

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!

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Belkar: I'd like to be the guy who throws rocks into the deep dark spooky water with bad vibes that everybody says not to disturb. Yeah, I would obviously die for it, but at least I'd die doing something I love. Throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose.

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Elan: Uh... So... Haley, I need to tell you something.

Haley: Oh, finally! You're proposing!

Elan: What?! How did you know?!

Haley: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Elan: ...

Haley: I even had to pick it up once.

Elan: I was nervous, okay?

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Belkar: I hate you with EVERY inch of my bean!

Vaarsuvius: That's not a lot of inches.

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Belkar: Of course I have a bunch of pent up rage you fool, I've been the same height since I was 12!

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Roy: How was your date?

Elan: It was fun! We almost got surprise adopted.

Roy: ...What?

Haley: We almost got kidnapped.

Roy: Oh, okay....... WAIT YOU WHAT-!?

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So on that note...

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Happy Pride Month!

Would of posted sooner but I couldn't find this image.

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Belkar: Roy said I need to apologise, so unfuck you or whatever.

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Belkar: Hey, what are your pronouns? I need to talk about you behind your back.

Vaarsuvius: ...They/them…

Belkar: Thanks!

Vaarsuvius: ...

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Redcloak: Find me an arcane caster, the nicest non-human arcane caster you have.

Xykon: *falls from the sky, laughing maniacally*

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Belkar: I decided to turn my life around and did a complete 360.

Elan: Don’t you mean 180?

Belkar: Nope, I’m back on my bullsh*t!

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Bandana: Are you sure about this?

Roy: As sure as you are straight.

Bandana: So... Not at all. Wonderful.

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The Order of the Stick as John Mulaney quotes, part 2