The Owl House but wrong

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Eda: Come in, Lily!

Lilith: How did you know it was me?

Eda: You knock in a very annoying way.

[source: Peacemaker]

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Raine: *pointing at Hunter as the GG* What the fuck is that?

Darius: It's a baby

Raine: I know it's a fucking baby, what's it doing here?

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*amity and willow start to argue*

Hunter: Here we go

Luz: Hunter, you're not helping

Hunter: Good

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Eda: Why is it called a coven if you cov in all your wild magic and cov out cast one type of magic?

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Odalia: I hope you sleep well, Mittens.

5-year-old Amity: Do you wanna tell me a bedtime story?

Odalia: No, not really. You are a child; conversation with you feels empty and meaningless.

[source: Joel Haver]

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*about to do something dangerous*

Luz: What if this goes wrong?

Hunter: Well, we'll mourn you :)

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The Collector: Hey, don't sweat it Philip! It's not like your dead brother can die twice!

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Evelyn: What trouble are ya in with him?

Caleb: He just... doesn't want to be friends with me anymore

Evelyn: What is he, twelve?

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Darius: To be a coven head, you have to have a thick skin

Eberwolf: Purple isn't your colour

Darius: PURPLE BRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK

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Darius: I'll train you up

Alador: You?

Darius: Yeah, I was in the emperors coven, I'm a ragamuffin from the streets!

Alador: You? You're a French duke if I ever saw one. You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese

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Luz: *does something chaotic*

Amity: Listen to me

Luz: *continues anyway*

Amity: Please heed my advice!

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Luz: This is heavy

Hunter: Weight has nothing do with it

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Camila: Can we get the bill, please?

Gus: *high pitched singing* AAAAAAAH CAN WE GET THE BILL!

Willow: Gus! Inside voice!

Gus: *lower pitched singing* Oooooh can we get the bill!

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Evelyn: What the fuck is falafel?

Caleb: It's mushed up chickpeas

Evelyn: What are chickpeas?

Caleb: Peas that taste like shit basically.

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Luz: Good. Well, lots to do so um-

Amity: Luz

Luz: Yes?

Amity: It's okay. You don't have to be... busy anymore, I understand. I mean, we all do

Luz *voice breaking*: Yes, but... if I stop then...

Amity: I know, it's okay

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*whilst trying to bake*

Hunter: Gus, we got this!

Gus: we got this!

Hunter: Dude

Gus: Dude?

Hunter: we're sinking together

Gus: *laughing* dude we got this

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Belos: What do you see?

Hunter: Power. The power of a king.

Belos: Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst and corrupts the best. I never asked for power. Power is only given to those who are prepared to lower themselves to pick it up.