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The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 4

Duke: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Duke: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour.

Duke: Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!

Duke: My mom never let me take karate, she was afraid I'd break my nose.

Duke: Ironically, I got my nose broken in a fight cause I couldn't defend myself.

Angel *many drinks in*: Do you know how amazing it'd be if we went- if we were totally gay and into each other?

Husk: *turning to look at him* What did you say?

David: Do you know how amazing it would be if you and I were totally gay and into each other?

Michael:

Michael: What'd you say?

Ruby: "W-wouldnt it be totally funny if we were both super gay and into each other?"

Weiss: [Taking out her headphones] "What did you say?"

Ruby: "NOTHING"

*about to do something dangerous*

Luz: What if this goes wrong?

Hunter: Well, we'll mourn you :)

I believe that Lissa would've been one of those cool aunts who would love to tease her nieces and nephews.

Emily: Try the chicken parmesan; it's to kill for.

Reid: Don't you mean it's to die for?

Emily: Someone's gonna die is what I'm saying.

Gabby: Love is in the air!

Zag: I think that’s rain, actually.

Gabby: Well, something flew in my throat.

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