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Tarot card reader: I will now tell you your fortune

N: Cool I guess

Tarot reader: Why is every card death?

What the heck, I don't even own this many death cards

N: Figures

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Cress: Chili is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Cilan: Why?

Cress: Because I've caught him 4 times now trying to train raccoons to fight

Chili: You'll be thanking me when raccoon battling saves your life

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Ash: How long has it been since you slept?

N: Three or four

Iris: Three or four what?

N: Three or four

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Iris: Hey, you look like you're thinking pretty hard. What's on your mind?

Ash: If you put a pizza on top of another pizza you'll have two pizzas but if you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna it's still only one lasagna.

Iris:

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N: Dont fear death, fear the state in which you die.

Ash, terrified: New Jersey!?

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Iris: I regret buying you that blender for Christmas

Ash, drinking blended toast: Why?

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Chili: Remember when you told me not to burn down the kitchen?

Cilan: You burned down the kitchen?!

Chili: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.

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Trip: I'm Ash's emergency contact.

Nurse: So you're here to pick him up?

Trip: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

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Cress: You were supposed to do some about the raccoon under the porch.

Chili: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes froot loops.

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Ash: The milk expires tomorrow

Iris, hinting at her birthday: Tomorrow is a special day, huh?

Ash: Not for anyone who drinks milk

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Iris: Where are you?

Ash: Under a cloud that kinda looks like a lion

Iris: Can you be more specific?

Ash: ok well probably simba I guess

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Burgundy: Hey. Ask me why I hate Cilan.

Georgia: *sighs*

Georgia: Why do you hate Cilan?

Burgundy, pulling out a 200 slide PowerPoint presentation and a 23 page essay: I'm so glad you asked-

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Burgundy: I'm not interested in you that way

Cilan: What way

Burgundy: Pick one

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[Trip as a doctor]

Trip: Hi, how are you?

Patient: I'm fine, thanks.

Trip: Get out then.

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Trip: I don't have friends

Ash: Those are bold words for someone in hugging distance

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Cilan: Were you frying marbles?

Ash: We were testing if the smoke detector works.

Chili: It does not.

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N: God, I need some serotonin.

Ash: [Standa up]

Ash:

Ash: [Sits back down]

Ash: I forgot what that was for a second

Ash: I was going to get you some

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