IncorrectQuotesBlog

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Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart

Wally: it shows

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Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?

Jade: No, he thinks we both suck

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Wally: Idiot

Dick: Ur mom

Wally: No yours

Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.

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M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me

Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse

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Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?

Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.

Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.

Will: My baby is not a bitch!

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Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball

Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon

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Dick: We drove the thing off a cliff like any responsible group of friends with no drivers license would.

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Nightwing: I have a phobia of my own ass

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Zatanna: Pre-broth is an amazing stage, it's when you're most alert

Raquel: Good, 'cause someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.

M'gann *drunk crying*: You don't even know ONE THING. I didn't even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and I didn't even do it ONCE.

Dick *drunk*: I'm like, an elephant, okay if I walk into a room, it's like, ok, he's, in there.

Kaldur *hammered*: baba-booey

Wally *drunk*: Turn this music down! 🎵Butts 'n boob 'n love 'n stuff 🎵

Wally:...

Wally: 🎵Macaroni salad~🎵

Artemis *drunk*: *Furiously speaking vietnamese*

Conner: *Dancing*

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Artemis: You called me a whore and pushed me infront of a car

Sportsmaster: ARTEMIS I WAS IN A BAD MOOD

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If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-

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M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?

Zatanna: That's a cross

M'gann: Across from where?

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Batman *opening the batmobile*: Ugh.

Batman: This just screams I wasn't loved enough as a child

Robin: This is your car

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Wally: Shoot Zatanna and I have been getting closer

Wally: The other day she gave me half her sandwich

Zatanna: I mistook him for a garbage can

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Zatanna: Guys, my dad just admitted to being homophobic

Zatara: All I said is that I wouldn’t buy you an ice cream cone at McDonald’s

Zatanna: SAME THING!

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Wally: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Jade: what's up your ass this morning?

*Artemis walks by*

Artemis: Hey

Jade: Nevermind

*Wally spits out coffee*

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Zatanna: What'cha doing?

Wally: Standing on the side of the road.

Zatanna: Fun

Zatanna: Oh my gosh, you're never going to believe this, there is this guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you.

Zatanna: I'm about to hit him

Wally: huh?

*Zatanna hits Wally with her car*