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Incorrect quotes for The King's Avatar/Quan Zhi Gao Shou. The fandom is small, but I don't... care. Submissions are open!

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Chen Guo: How much sleep did you get?

Ye Xiu: 8.

Chen Guo: Hours?

Ye Xiu: Minutes.

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Ye Xiu: Wait a minute, kid. How old are you?

Lu Hanwen: Fourteen.

Ye Xiu: Oh Good, he’s fourteen.

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Sun Xiang: In my defense, I was the only one saying we should stop hitting.

*minutes earlier*

Sun Xiang: Stop hitting them! Kicking them will hurt more!

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Bao Rongxing: Hey, do you think I can get this egg in that jar without it cracking?

Luo Ji: No.

Bao Rongxing: [throws egg at him]

Bao Rongxing: I guess you were right.

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Tang Rou: Why are you using the bathroom so much? That’s like the ninth time today.

Ye Xiu: *sigh* Mucheng freaked out ‘cause I told her I never drink water so now she’s making me drink 8 cups a day.

Ye Xiu: It’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water is coffee, there’s even little pools of water on pizza.

Tang Rou: That’s… grease.

Ye Xiu: It’s wet isn’t it?

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Yu Wenzhou: You’re on speaker. Behave.

Huang Shaotian: Or what? You’ll spank me?

Yu Wenzhou:

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Ye Xiu: See? See, one day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.

Xu Boyuan: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

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Ye Xiu: What time is it

Wei Chen: idk pass me that saxophone and ill find out

Wei Chen: [blows saxophone loudly]

Chen Guo, shouting from across dorm: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM

Wei Chen: it’s 2am

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the reason i’m back is bc im rewatching qzgs for the 5th time

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Can I copy your homework?

Luo Yi: I'll help you with it.

Qiao Yifan: Yeah, sure.

Wei Chen: Bold of you to assume I did my homework.

An Wenji: Lol nope.

Bao Rongxing: Wait, we had homework?

Mo Fan: Read 5:55pm

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Bao Rongxing, texting: A theif

Tang Rou: Thief?

Bao Rongxing: theif

Tang Rou: I before e , except after c

Bao Rongxing: Thceif

Tang Rou: no

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Hi! I'm not sure if this blog is still active but just wanted to say I love all your posts! :) <3

thank you!

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Xu Boyuan: I’m like dropping hints that I’m fucking done with the drama caused by Lord Grim

Xu Boyuan: I’m fucking done with the drama caused by Lord Grim

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Ye Xiu: Wow, I wonder why I have such a bad headache?

Ye Xiu's body: You haven't had plain water in over 36 hours, your sleep schedule is non existent, you barely eat a meal a day

Ye Xiu: *sipping iced coffee* Interesteing

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Ye Xiu: Hang on, let me get a calculator.

Ye Xiu: Luo Ji, come here!

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Ye Xiu: I saved our best idea for last!

Tang Rou: ...Why did we save our best idea for last?

Ye Xiu: Because I didn't know it was the best idea until the others turned out to be really stupid.

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Wei Chen: Do we get vacation days?

Chen Guo: Your job is a vacation. From poverty.