MaKayla ☾

Sideblog for Carry On since I can’t control myself Also I love incorrect quotes so :) hi || Submissions are welcome! ||

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Shepard: Strange light in my kitchen so either getting murdered or abducted. Will keep you updated.

Simon: What if it's Mothman?

Shepard: Then it's marriage.

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Simon and Baz taking pictures together:

Penny: You guys are making me wish Micah actually loved me.

Baz, absolutely deadpanned: Sorry.

Simon: Wow that was so unapologetic that even I feel offended.

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Simon: I need a hot man to teach me magic.

Penny: As if you’d actually listen.

[bl-romance-lover]

Simon: I'm telling you, he's plotting. Something evil. I know it.

*Meanwhile, in a coffin at the numpties*

Baz: Pretty boy. Pretty eyes. Golden curls. Fucking moles. So stupidly beautiful. He's the only thing keeping me alive.

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Penny, talking to Baz: It’s like a switch.

Simon: Hey why are you guys talking about me?

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Simon: I have a plan!

Baz: Oh, now you have a plan.

Penny: You two are exhausting. Here’s what we’re actually going to do-

Shepard: Wait, the dragon boy has words to speak.

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Simon: Do you have a couple million pounds lying around?

Baz: ...For what?

Simon: Because you could get a literal dinosaur! It would be too big to fit in the flat but maybe outside...

Baz, deadpanned: No.

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Penny: Drink the rest of your coffee so you’re awake enough to laugh at my jokes.

Simon: What do you mean? I always laugh at your jokes.

Penny: No, you don’t.

Simon: That’s because they’re not funny!

Penny: Exactly! So chug.

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Simon, bursting into Penny’s apartment: Can I tell you something?!

Penny, clearly startled: What the fuck do you want?

Simon: Baz does this thing and it makes me feel things and I don’t know what to do!

Penny, starring into the distance like she’s on The Office:

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Baz: Hey Simon, can you grab me a drink while you’re up?

Simon: What’s the magic word?

Baz: Oh fuck you, I’ll get it myself.

Simon: If you would’ve said please, I would have done it but okay.

[and-then-he-kisses-me]

Simon: *yawns*

Baz: Yeah, being handsome must be tiring.

Simon: Then you must be exhausted.

Baz: *blushes furiously*

[possumfarmsinc]

kidnappers: we have your son

penelope: i dont have a son

kidnappers: then who keeps oversharing every single detail about himself unprompted even while we threaten his life

penelope: oh my god they have shepard

kidnappers: please take him back we cant fucking take it anymore please-

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Shepard: If someone tried to erase my memory I simply would not forget

Shepard: R.I.P. to the other Normals but I’m different

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Not an incorrect post but just a general question

So ya know the hc where yeet would be a spell? Could you cast yeet on people or would that just be inanimate objects? Like I’m just curious

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Simon, blending together a random assortment of food in the blender:

Baz, walking into the kitchen and spotting cookies next to Gatorade:

Baz: No. Just no.

Simon: What about this is no?

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Simon: Can I borrow £10?

Baz: For you? Anything.

Simon: In that case, can I borrow £20?

Baz: You’re pushing your luck.

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Baz, after doing something embarrassing: I’m going to forget this ever happened.

Simon: Oh I’m going to remind you of it. Constantly. As much as I can.