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Deimos: I have an idea.

Cain, turning around in fear: Where did you come from?

Deimos: Cain, I've been walking next to you this entire time.

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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.

Phobos, *points to himself*

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Selene: Are you feeling any better?

Helios: Physically, yes, but I’m upset because everyone’s mad at me for no good reason.

Selene: Why don’t you tell me what happened, and in a gentle, loving, way I’ll explain to you why you’re wrong.

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Phobos: [shoving people out of the way] Out of my way, extras!

Abel: Stop calling people extras just because you don’t know them!

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Praxis: Are you drinking alcohol for breakfast?

Cain: Yeah, what did you have for breakfast?

Praxis: Nothing.

Cain: I’m doing better than you, then.

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Athos: Here you go, Encke! A nice, hot, cup of coffee.

Encke: It’s cold.

Athos: Nice cup of coffee.

Encke: It’s horrible.

Athos: Cup of coffee.

Encke: I’m not even sure it is coffee.

Athos: Cup.

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Deimos: The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and the fifth rib.

Ethos: Really? I thought it was food or booze...

Deimos: Well...I guess poison could work too.

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“Dress everyday like you’re going to get murdered in those clothes.”

— Phobos

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Cain: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Abel: Writing things down is nerd stuff? What do you do?

Cain: Just forget stuff like a cool person.

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Keeler: You took advice from Cain? Encke: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Keeler.

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I love this blog, thank you for existing.

Oh I’m really glad !! Thank you for existing dear anon

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Ethos: Why are you in here?

Praxis: Because there’s too many people downstairs.

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Praxis: And now there’s too many up here.

(–Humans, S1E7)

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Athos: I can’t believe you and Selene broke the bed last night! Cain: Must have been a wild night. Helios: Haha…yeah… [last night] Helios: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling! Selene: Try me.

@the-psycho-in-the-window

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Athos: What’s your favourite colour? 

Helios: Selene. 

Athos: …

Helios: Wait, what was the question?

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I want to express my apologies to everyone that’s sent a submission, I’m usually on tumblr on my phone and I didn’t realize you can’t see when someone submits a post from there!! I’ll be posting them now!

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Abel: Make anyone cry today?

Phobos: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Athos: I have a science headcanon.

Selene: Can’t you just say hypothesis like a regular person?

Athos:

Athos: So my science headcanon is—