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@incorrectstormlightquotes
Is this blog dead? Is it is :(
i’m suuuuper sorry fam, i deleted mobile a few months ago and since then haven’t reeeally been on tumblr at all even on my main heh.
this is as good a time to ask as any, does anybody else wanna take over??
Shallan: Does being as arrogant and asinine as you can somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?
Kaladin: It does. 100%.
Maybe I didn’t want to be the Assassin In White. Maybe I wanted to be Spiderman.
Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar
Wit: Have you ever known me to make an inflammatorily ridiculous statement without providing an equally ridiculous explanation to substantiate it?
Dalinar: Of course not. You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic.
Lopen: Who wants to hear a joke?
Kaladin: Not me.
Lopen: Yeah, you do. Here it goes. Why did the chicken get kicked out of the restaurant?
Kaladin: I don’t care.
Lopen: Because he had a very big bill!
Kaladin: Boo! Bad chicken joke!
When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.
Dalinar
Kaladin: So… Shallan.
Shallan: I’m sorry – is somebody talking to me?
Kaladin: Yes. I’m talking to you.
Shallan: Well. Thank you.
Kaladin: For what?
Shallan: For accepting you were in the wrong.
Kaladin: I didn’t!
Shallan: Well, you implicitly did by being the first to speak.
Kaladin: No I didn’t!
Shallan: Well you did, so apology accepted.
Kaladin: Apology not given.
Shallan: Apology still accepted.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a Shardblade, must be in want of a girlfriend.
[everyone, about Adolin]
Adolin: I could give you my word as a lighteyes.
Kaladin: No good. I've known too many lighteyes.
Kaladin: What about our other recruit?
Rock: He’s raring to go. Had to put a little coffee in him but he should be good.
Renarin: Man, what time zone is this? – Captain Kaladin.
Kaladin: Renarin.
Renarin: It’s an honor. I’m shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome. Kaladin Stormblessed!
Kaladin: [Filling cups with tea] No one can make tea like Rock. But hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear Rock's favorite tea joke?
Adolin: Sure.
Renarin: I like jokes.
Shallan: Bring it.
Kaladin: Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts but the punch line is, "Leaf me alone, I'm bushed."
[Everyone stares in silence]
Kaladin: Well, it's funnier when Rock tells it.
Shallan: Right. Maybe that's because he remembers the whole thing.
Sorry for not thinking to include this in my last ask, but can I submit more than one quote at once?
sure can!! :)) just make sure it’s clear that they’re two separate quotes!
How should I format submissions? Should I just say who I think the quote would fit, then state the quote and where it came from?
Honestly, as long as I can tell what you mean, format doesn’t matter that much!! i format the quotes myself before i publish them.
but, here’s an example of what a nice n clear submission might look like:
that being said, there’s no set way to do it and as long as you get the message across, it’s totally fine! :))
Palona: Remind me again how you’re related to Sebarial.
Shallan: Why, I’m his third cousin’s brother’s wife’s step-niece’s great aunt.
Palona: *raises eyebrow*
Shallan: Twice removed.
Palona: Uh huh.
Adolin: There's a NEW Natanan?!
Kaladin: ...Yeah, they just opened it.
I just slept for seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I’m a bit disoriented.
Shallan Davar
Amaram: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring. *points to self*