incorrect bsd quotes

[creantzy]

What if Jesus and Dostoevsky were something more than oomfs…

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words can’t hurt me my dick is gucci

chuuya

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atsushi, in the orphanage: i finally stopped crying again! hallelujah!

atsushi, 1 minute later: ...i spoke too soon

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atsushi: wait, people die in dramatical murder?

kunikida: please tell me you realized your mistake... please tell me the realization hit you

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You're all mentally unstable. I like that

Fyodor seeing Nikolai and Sigma for the first time

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get drunk again so i can give you affection

dazai to chuuya at some point

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Nikolai: Wait, people hate Fedya?

Sigma: What? Didn't you know?

Nikolai: How could people hate this baby rat??

Sigma: murder, bastard, liar, deceiver...

Nikolai: ...and?

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we have progressed past the need for men that are not atsushi nakajima

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modern solutions require modern problems

nikolai gogol,probably

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Atsushi, after seeing Dazai and Chuuya making out: I didn't expect chuuya to be a big flirt

Dazai: he isn't, he's a small flirt

*short kings anthem playing in the background*

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Poe: do you understand the struggle I'm facing here?

Ranpo: just do it, I believe in you

Poe: tell that my social anxiety

Ranpoe: dear social anxiety, just do it, I believe in you

Poe: I–

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Yosano: I guess I kinda have a girlfriend now?

Ranpo: you guess?

Yosano: idk we confessed and stuff but does that mean we're girlfriends?

Ranpo: that's the most lesbian thing I've ever heard–

Yosano: of course, I'm the most lesbian thing to ever exist!