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Can we just talk about how Alexander Hamilton just straight up hijacked Dear Theodosia from being another Aaron Burr solo? Like, the song wasn’t called “Dear Theodosia and Phillip”. I just imagine Hamilton starting to sing to his own kid and Burr is just standing there all “What the fuck, Alexander?”
RIGHT!?!
Ricardo: Field trip!
Divina: I call shotgun!
Diego: I call nine-millimeter.
Ricardo: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m Sorry” on the count of three.
Ricardo: One, two, three.
Luciano:
Ricardo:
Luciano:
Ricardo: Now, see I’m just disappointed in both of us.
(Submitted by anonymous)
Ricardo: After what happened last time, well, I swore I would never create another army of the undead.
Sergio: Why, what happened last time?
Ricardo: Do you remember when I taught you that if you aren’t constantly in danger of obliterating everything you know, you aren’t /really/ doing science?
Sergio: …Yeah?
Ricardo: I was /really/ doing science.
(Submitted by @dark-owl-lucy)
The rest of you, go get the goods on Eugene. Cleopatra yelled at him once for setting something on fire. Let’s find out what that something was and then lie and say it was a puppy.
Christopher trying to cause chaos, probably
Ellie: TV is the best dad there is. TV never came home drunk. TV never forgot me at the zoo.
Ellie: Balder and Thor got into the fight.
Diego: Over you?
Ellie: I was a contributing factor.
Diego: And that’s why the cops came and broke up the party?
Ellie: Yes.
Diego: So not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you STARTED the raid?
Ellie: ...Yes…
Diego: This fence is broken because of you? This crap is on the ground because of you?
Ellie: What’s your point?
Diego: …
Ellie: …
Diego: (Singing) Did you ever know, that you’re my hero?
Ellie: Oh my god.
Christopher: You know, I think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.
Diego: I agree. Except replace the “non” with “extremely” and after “violent” include the phrase “blood explosion extraordinaire”.
Diego: I'm the FDA now.
Divina: What? No!
Diego: I'm legalizing drinkable liquid nitrogen in stores.
Divina: No.
Diego: It's the tasty drink that cools you down on a summer's day.
Divina: Stop.
Diego: Okay, okay, fine. This is better, picture this.
Divina: Oh, no.
Diego: Exploding tea.
Divina: That is....no.
Diego: Just like the surface of this toasty beverage, your house is going to be leveled!
Divina: Stop.
Kevin: Diego, do you really think I could stand between you and your boyhood dream?
Diego: Kevin, being with you IS my boyhood dream.
Kevin: Aww!
Diego: Well, that and ruling the world.
Kevin: You don't always have to keep talking
Diego: Right.
Diego: So, did you learn anything?
Ellie: Yeah, that you fight dirty.
Diego: No, I fight without mercy, a habit that you should develop if you hope to defend yourself against bigger, stronger opponents. Which may occur unless we limit ourselves to ending rebellions committed by small children. Or large housecats.
Ricardo: I sit before you a lucid man. Vital, I might say. I hold eighteen patents, and I can do eleven push-ups at my age.
Cleopatra: And I own exactly sixteen forks. I'm not entirely sure what we're comparing.
Christopher: Guys, in case you've forgotten, Diego is the worst. And that's not just jealousy talking, I'd say that to his face.
Diego: (Opens the door) I need your help.
Christopher: ...You're the worst. (Slams door)
Yes, it’s back.
Kevin: Divina! I've had one of those terrible dreams again! We were getting married!
Divina: Oh.
Kevin: No, that's the good part. Then your family showed up!
Divina: Oh, and they objected?
Kevin: Well...they had issues.
Divina: Don't worry. I wrote a speech in case that happens. Well, it's just two words. One of them's "off".
Diego: I think I'm going to go wander out in the rain for a while.
Ricardo: But it's not raining.
Diego: I can't catch a break!
Christopher: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Diego: At the hands of your boss's son?
Christopher: An accident.
Diego: That's how I'm going to make it look.
