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"How did you meet your girlfriend?"

Kuroko: When I first met Akane, it was like the clouds opened up and a choir of angels sang down from the heavens

Aoi: I found Shiromi wandering outside a Taco Bell at 3 AM

#yandere simulator #kuroko kamenaga #aoi ryugoku #kurokane #aoromi #quotes #queue-dent council

Akane: My favourite game is to act like I don't understand something very simple when a man is explaining it to me to see how dumb he thinks I really am.

Kaga: This, my dear, is called deception...

Akane: What do you mean?

Kaga: It's a form of dishonesty that you are using for self gain or amusement. It's actually quite sophisticated stuff, well done

Akane: Sorry, I don't get it?

#yandere simulator #akane toriyasu #kaga kusha #quotes #source: twitter #queue-dent council

Kuroko: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Shiromi sitting with Akane on the couch: Well, we have an emergency

Kuroko: What is it?

Akane: We missed you :(

#yandere simulator #kuroko kamenaga #shiromi torayoshi #akane toriyasu #quotes #source: twitter

Akane: I'm not looking for any trouble...

Shiromi: What a horrible way to live

#yandere simulator #akane toriyasu #shiromi torayoshi #quotes #source: pirates of the carribean #queue-dent council

Kuroko: Is that a hickey?

Shiromi: No, just a mosquito bite.

Aoi, walking in: Hey guys

Kuroko: Hi, mosquito.

#yandere simulator #kuroko kamenaga #shiromi torayoshi #aoi ryugoku #aoromi #aoi x shiromi #quotes #source: ???#queue-dent council

Aoi: I have no fear

Megami: What if you woke up one day and Shiromi was taller than you?

Aoi: I have one fear

#yandere simulator #aoi ryugoku #megami saikou #quotes #source: tumblr #queue-dent council

Megami: And if you have any requests or complaints, please feel free to jot them down and put them in the suggestions box.

Kuroko: That's a trash can.

Megami: Yes

#yandere simulator #megami saikou #kuroko kamenaga #quotes #source: ???#queue-dent council

If a guy calls you "princess" in a condescending manner, use your newly-appointed royal status to have him beheaded.

Megami Saikou

#yandere simulator #megami saikou #quotes #source: someecards #queue-dent council

Shiromi: But I'm straight

Aoi: So is spaghetti until it gets wet

#yandere simulator #shiromi torayoshi #aoi ryugoku #aoromi #quotes #source: meme #queue-dent council

Shiromi: Guys, try replacing every vowel in your name with "oob", it's hilarious

Shiromi: Mine is Shoobroobmoob

Akane: Oobkoobnoob!

Aoi:

#she has nothing left #there is only oob #yandere simulator #shiromi torayoshi #akane toriyasu #aoi ryugoku #quotes #source: twitter #queue-dent council

Aoi: I can still hear her voice...

Megami: Gay gay homosexual gay

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Megami: I wish they made sweaters, but for feet.

Shiromi: socks

Megami: Make your own post

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Shiromi: socks

#it will make sense just wait a few hours #yandere simulator #shiromi torayoshi #quotes #source: tumblr #queue-dent council

Went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke and my therapist just started writing faster... what the hell was that

Shiromi Torayoshi

#yandere simulator #shiromi torayoshi #quotes #source: twitter #queue-dent council

Shiromi: Welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?

Kuroko: Bees?

Shiromi, yelling to the back: SHE ORDERED THE BEES!

Kuroko: Wait, I-

*Akane comes in shaking a jar of bees*

Kuroko: Wait NO-

#yandere simulator #shiromi torayoshi #kuroko kamenaga #akane toriyasu #quotes #source: ???#queue-dent council

Shiromi: Google please stop showing me sex ads

Shiromi: I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror

#yandere simulator #shiromi torayoshi #quotes #source: twitter #queue-dent council

Megami: Women kiss each other

Megami: I saw it on google images

Aoi: I thought this was a command.

Megami: Women! Kiss each other.

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